The SM Challenge

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08/12/2004 at 15:09
As the UberGothDwarf is bemoaning the qwalitee of the threads currently populating General, I challenge him, or anyone else, to bounce 5 worthwhile threads, regardless of age, onto the front page. We will then judge his (or her) taste and berate/applaud their wit and insight.

You have one week to complete this task.

Success will entitle you to continue to rail against the dross, failure will mean that you will remain forever silent about the content or lack thereof.

Does anyone dare take up this challenge?
08/12/2004 at 15:10
can i kick you in the stones for being a troll?




yoke
08/12/2004 at 15:10
Fucking hell...i've just made 2 in the last hour....

i can easily knock up another 3 if you want....

it's not the quantity of good threads that's the problem. it's the quantity of shite that makes the decent ones sink.
08/12/2004 at 15:12
Oh shit. Thanks. Now there's going to be nothing but clicquey, back-slapping, horseshit with the SM-seal of approval on page one.

The midget lucifer has won.
08/12/2004 at 15:18
Fajitahead wrote
Oh shit. Thanks. Now there's going to be nothing but clicquey, back-slapping, horseshit with the SM-seal of approval on page one.

The midget lucifer has won.



How do you figure that?

He has to post what he deems to be 5 quality threads.
We then judge him on his choice
If he wins he can continue to moan
If he loses he has to forgo the complaining

Its called "Put up or shut up"
08/12/2004 at 15:22
Agent Koala wrote
How do you figure that?

He has to post what he deems to be 5 quality threads.
We then judge him on his choice
If he wins he can continue to moan
If he loses he has to forgo the complaining

Its called "Put up or shut up"

I think it was a cry for help myself. I suspect he is coming under the cosh at home and he can only release his pent up anger through the medium that is VD. I'll bet if he had a wank he would feel al lot better.

(If anyone else needs a psychological profile, feel free to ask)
08/12/2004 at 15:25
Strontium_Dog wrote
I think it was a cry for help myself. I suspect he is coming under the cosh at home and he can only release his pent up anger through the medium that is VD. I'll bet if he had a wank he would feel al lot better.

(If anyone else needs a psychological profile, feel free to ask)

You're a freudian, ain'tcha?
08/12/2004 at 15:28
Fajitahead wrote
You're a freudian, ain'tcha?

Hmmm, do you love your mother?
08/12/2004 at 15:34
DR Ruth would say it's because he has a tiny penis

'The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It's about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom.'
08/12/2004 at 15:35
Strontium_Dog wrote
Hmmm, do you love your mother?

Like my wife.
08/12/2004 at 15:44
byker28i wrote
DR Ruth would say it's because he has a tiny penis

Well, I think that this is something that is common across the board (myself excluded of course) but his would be no smaller than yours for instance! I think it's something more fundamental than that, perhaps a self esteem issue


NEXT!
08/12/2004 at 15:51
Fajitahead wrote
Like my wife.

I have never met her, is she nice?
08/12/2004 at 16:47
Anyone got a link to the Map of Harsehole Village thread....

Great Prophet of Veedism.
non quod sed quomodo
"BBQ fluid is a sweaty one night stand compared to the long term relationship of a properly burning wood fire."
Cool in a fuddy-duddy old fart kinda way - Wingnut
08/12/2004 at 17:49
RiceBurner wrote
Anyone got a link to the Map of Harsehole Village thread....

Or the Shaft drives can't wheelie thread
08/12/2004 at 19:39
Merv24 wrote
Or the Shaft drives can't wheelie thread

Or the "best fart" thread

Pointing out brainless, deficient, dense, dim, dumb, foolish, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, senseless, short-sighted, simple-minded, thick, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless VD members who lack conduct, conscience, decency, ethics, honesty, honour, integrity, morals principles and boast double standards - wherever they are

08/12/2004 at 19:42
<SM Mode>
Shit Thread
</SM Mode>

HTH

Where are you? Why are you here? Look at this

08/12/2004 at 19:48
kyot wrote
<SM Mode>
Shit Thread
</SM Mode>

HTH


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