The Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle
In essence, they were a bit crap. I remember the excitement of the prospect of having him pull wheelies around the front room, whereas in reality you'd dislocate your shoulder trying to get him go really fast only to have it launch into the skirting board, back wheel spinning in the air.
And let's face it, if the real Evel had legs that rubbery he wouldn't have kept breaking them.
I once had a Volvo, but I don't want to talk about it.
In winter 1968 his mother was sexually assaulted by a monkey whilst working as knife thrower for the circus. Given away at birth because of his hideous appearance and hairy toes, he was unaware that monkey genes would enable him to stay upright under the most testing of conditions. However, he soon discovered this talent and realised that he could use this extraordinary power to fight evil and make the world a safer place, but instead decided to sit on his arse all day wasting time on VISORDOWN........
