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Read my mutterings:
let´s see.....taping up the handle of a hammer and pulling the tape away from the hammer in front of me to break it instead of the other way round. hit myself in the teeth with the hammer.slinging a 4ft crowbar up onto my shoulder 7 dwarves stylee, forgetting about the hooked bit which opened my eyebrow quite nicely.cutting notches in wooden tent pegs with a buck knife whilst under the influence of some VERY good acid. slip - fuck that was close, nearly cut my thumb, carry on cutting again, slip - FUCKING OUCH - buck knife splits the top of my thumb and the thumbnail and stops on the bone. california sunrise and sharp impliments does not mix well, kids!
Was just left home, heading down to the A2. A kid runs out after a football without looking. Had to brake a bit, but it was far enough away that it wasn't a real drama. As I passed, I turned towards him and shouted "Next time, LOOK!" pointing my fingers at my eyes.At which point I hit the kerb, left the bike, flew across the pavement and bounced off some iron railings (which made a horrible plink sort of noise when I hit 'em). Got a ride in an ambulance with a neck brace, a talking to by the old bill and a broken wrist. Which meant I couldn't go on the 3 month trip to Australia I had been planning, 'cos I couldn't earn the money required.Oh how I laughed .
Barbed fish hook through my nose - never fly fishing with that bloke againcould have been alot worse though, just remember thinking "what the hell is that whistling noise" and then my nose trying to separate from my face as he continued the cast, took a couple of seconds to realise what the hell had happened
Heavy bait. I take it you had words with him? Nige.
you ain't seen the size of me! - we were only after trout, not a nuclear sub!
words and then beer were exchanged - couldn't believe how tough it was to cut through the hook, the barb was doing its job well - what the hell are they made of?
Little sister bugged me to carry her on my shoulders (many,many moons ago), so I did, she slipped and rammed a key up my nose, wow what a nose bleed I had. Dr enjoyed telling me I could have been killed
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