spit roast (sexual)

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02/11/2007 at 15:40
Has anyone ever had an accident doing the deed and would you do it with strangers?

Just thought if someone was a bit aggressive from behind, the person being spit roasted may have to grip with their teeth to stay stable and which end would you rather be at?

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02/11/2007 at 15:41
has someone bitten your knob dave?
02/11/2007 at 15:42
Done it.

Both ends are fine.

HTH



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02/11/2007 at 15:42
My purity test score was 89% so I may not be able to answer this one

02/11/2007 at 15:42
Or did dave's dentures do the dastardly deed?
02/11/2007 at 15:43
Yes

But I aint telling a virtual transexual about it on a bike site

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02/11/2007 at 15:43
Danny_Two wrote
has someone bitten your knob dave?


You joke.........but that happened to me!


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02/11/2007 at 15:43
Fielder wrote
You joke.........but that happened to me!


You bit Dave's nob?



The chance of somebody watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

You can dress a pig up in a suit, but you can't stop him grunting!

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02/11/2007 at 15:45
I like to be the one with the huge strap on so I can rupture the arse of whomever I have kneeling before me. No lube. If I like them, maybe a bit of spit...

hth.


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02/11/2007 at 15:45
Spit roast...is that where you have sex with a turkey? Christmas is errr....coming I suppose
02/11/2007 at 15:48
Dave, have you ever had sex? I only ask cause you seem to be very frustrated.


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02/11/2007 at 15:49
There's no such thing as a good spit-roast. As far as I'm concerned any sexual act involving more than one bloke (with that bloke being me) isn't happening.

Do you know what people are mostly? Bastards! Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring back the porn!"
02/11/2007 at 15:50
Fallen Angel wrote
I like to be the one with the huge strap on so I can rupture the arse of whomever I have kneeling before me. No lube. If I like them, maybe a bit of spit...

hth.


i don't use spit unless their screaming starts to give me a headache :smoke:

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02/11/2007 at 15:51
the oaf wrote
As far as I'm concerned any sexual act involving more than one bloke (with that bloke being me) isn't happening.


C'mon Oaf you're amongst friends here, you can come out of the closet.....
02/11/2007 at 15:56
the oaf wrote
There's no such thing as a good spit-roast. As far as I'm concerned any sexual act involving more than one bloke (with that bloke being me) isn't happening.


Sounds like you had a bad experience.... probably you were a protential roaster but became the roastee !....

Tricked up K5 Gixxer-6....

02/11/2007 at 15:57
Have done this with a mate on a tart in prague,superb fun however one up the pink and one up the stink is more fun but much harder to execute(looks a piece of piss in porn films)

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02/11/2007 at 15:58
who wants doin up the ass then?

Have you filled your GARAGE in yet?
02/11/2007 at 15:58
Mikey wrote
C'mon Oaf you're amongst friends here, you can come out of the closet.....


Anyone who tries to rub ridges with me had better be into emetophilia.

Do you know what people are mostly? Bastards! Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring back the porn!"
02/11/2007 at 16:00
Don't mess with The Oaf... he is big guy that used to bodybuild, use fake tan and get oiled up in a speedo... nothing gay about him at all !...

Tricked up K5 Gixxer-6....

02/11/2007 at 16:00
the oaf wrote
Anyone who tries to rub ridges with me had better be into emetophilia.


You don't fancy this then....

yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=100850

obviously NWS



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You can dress a pig up in a suit, but you can't stop him grunting!

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