spit roast (sexual)

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spit roast (sexual)

Has anyone ever had an accident doing the deed and would you do it with strangers?

Just thought if someone was a bit aggressive from behind, the person being spit roasted may have to grip with their teeth to stay stable and which end would you rather be at?

:smoke:

has someone bitten your knob dave?

Done it.Both ends are fine.HTH

My purity test score was 89% so I may not be able to answer this one

Or did dave's dentures do the dastardly deed?

YesBut I aint telling a virtual transexual about it on a bike site

Danny_Two wrote

has someone bitten your knob dave?

You joke.........but that happened to me!

Fielder wrote

You joke.........but that happened to me!

You bit Dave's nob?

I like to be the one with the huge strap on so I can rupture the arse of whomever I have kneeling before me. No lube. If I like them, maybe a bit of spit...hth.

Spit roast...is that where you have sex with a turkey? Christmas is errr....coming I suppose

Dave, have you ever had sex? I only ask cause you seem to be very frustrated.

There's no such thing as a good spit-roast. As far as I'm concerned any sexual act involving more than one bloke (with that bloke being me) isn't happening.

Fallen Angel wrote

I like to be the one with the huge strap on so I can rupture the arse of whomever I have kneeling before me. No lube. If I like them, maybe a bit of spit...hth.

i don't use spit unless their screaming starts to give me a headache :smoke:

the oaf wrote

As far as I'm concerned any sexual act involving more than one bloke (with that bloke being me) isn't happening.

C'mon Oaf you're amongst friends here, you can come out of the closet.....

the oaf wrote

There's no such thing as a good spit-roast. As far as I'm concerned any sexual act involving more than one bloke (with that bloke being me) isn't happening.

Sounds like you had a bad experience.... probably you were a protential roaster but became the roastee !....

Have done this with a mate on a tart in prague,superb fun however one up the pink and one up the stink is more fun but much harder to execute(looks a piece of piss in porn films)

who wants doin up the ass then?

Mikey wrote

C'mon Oaf you're amongst friends here, you can come out of the closet.....

Anyone who tries to rub ridges with me had better be into emetophilia.

Don't mess with The Oaf... he is big guy that used to bodybuild, use fake tan and get oiled up in a speedo... nothing gay about him at all !...

the oaf wrote

Anyone who tries to rub ridges with me had better be into emetophilia.

You don't fancy this then.... yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=100850obviously NWS

Scorchio wrote

Sounds like you had a bad experience.... probably you were a protential roaster but became the roastee !....

I imagine ickle fellas would make better roastees - so that'd be you fucked then.

the oaf wrote

... emetophilia.

I had to look that up. I'm sorry I did.... You really are a pervert Oaf

Scorchio wrote

Don't mess with The Oaf... he is big guy that used to bodybuild, use fake tan and get oiled up in a speedo... nothing gay about him at all !...

That is rather damning evidence.

The closest I came to one..... little story if anyone cares!I was sitting in a club enjoying myself when a lady cracks onto me (or just being very friendly). After a short while her other half appears and says 'Oi mate, come with me.' and beckons me to follow him. 'Oooh eck' I thought, here we go. So I humour the guy and follow him over to a quiet corner of the club and he comes out with 'I was just wondering if you would like to come home with me and my missus?' I burst out laughing (was a little on edge, expecting an attempted whallop etc) and just said thanks but no thanks. Did he want a spit roast? Or just stand in a cupboard while watching me and his Mrs playing bridge? I will never know......However, I did see him later on in the night with two big black eyes ! He must have made his 'indecent proposal' to the wrong fella.

Emetophilia is a sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner, it is called a Roman shower, after the supposed frequent induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.For emetophiles, the sequence of "spasm, ejaculation, relief" in vomiting is erotically charged.An online site theorizes, "vomiting was probably something either arousing or frightening to emetophiles at some point ... it aroused powerful emotions, and the emetophier called upon these emotions for the purpose of sexual gratification." (Frequently Asked Questions about Vomiting)In some cases, emetophilia is directly related to vorarephilia. The emetophile fantasizes that he or she is consumed by the person who is vomiting, and imagines him/herself as covered by the contents of the person's stomach while within the stomach of the person who is the target of their fantasy.

as-i-said wrote

Emetophilia is a sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner, it is called a Roman shower, after the supposed frequent induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.For emetophiles, the sequence of "spasm, ejaculation, relief" in vomiting is erotically charged.An online site theorizes, "vomiting was probably something either arousing or frightening to emetophiles at some point ... it aroused powerful emotions, and the emetophier called upon these emotions for the purpose of sexual gratification." (Frequently Asked Questions about Vomiting)In some cases, emetophilia is directly related to vorarephilia. The emetophile fantasizes that he or she is consumed by the person who is vomiting, and imagines him/herself as covered by the contents of the person's stomach while within the stomach of the person who is the target of their fantasy.

Sexy time

as-i-said wrote

Emetophilia is a sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner, it is called a Roman shower, after the supposed frequent induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.For emetophiles, the sequence of "spasm, ejaculation, relief" in vomiting is erotically charged.An online site theorizes, "vomiting was probably something either arousing or frightening to emetophiles at some point ... it aroused powerful emotions, and the emetophier called upon these emotions for the purpose of sexual gratification." (Frequently Asked Questions about Vomiting)In some cases, emetophilia is directly related to vorarephilia. The emetophile fantasizes that he or she is consumed by the person who is vomiting, and imagines him/herself as covered by the contents of the person's stomach while within the stomach of the person who is the target of their fantasy.

Too much information - Vomiting should be reserved for emptying the system to accomodate the next ten hours worth of beer and kebabs

I was the one in the middle.One woman at each end.Quite an experience, I can tell you.

another dave?

jjones wrote

another dave?

is it just me that's confused about the sex of some people on this site...or is it the people themselves????

easy now andy (not verified)

Oh well. Sorry Dave. Enough is 'nuff really.[x] plonk(c) Weeksy

venus 24/7 wrote

Has anyone ever had an accident doing the deed and would you do it with strangers?Just thought if someone was a bit aggressive from behind, the person being spit roasted may have to grip with their teeth to stay stable and which end would you rather be at? :smoke:

Venus wouldnt you be the one doing the biting?? or are you taking turns with FA and her strap on??? :burnout:Always with strangers too! lol

aint that what you do to pigs ?

egypt220 wrote

aint that what you do to pigs ?

Was in my day yes.. funny thing was they all wanted to be yer burd.....fucks sake...

jjones wrote

another dave?

where?

as-i-said wrote

where?

It's a spit roast....he's b..e..hi...n..d..you

dont do that -you scaered the fuckin life out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is dave a bloke then?

which dave ?

Never had the oppertunity to try it,But am a quick learner if only Venus or FA would be willing to let me try,Oh i like to gve and not take,But i bet venus would have something to say about that eh??

i've heard her cunt is like a venus flytrap,once your in it chew's you up and rips you dick to shreads.now wait for her reply

egypt220 wrote

i've heard her cunt is like a venus flytrap,once your in it chew's you up and rips you dick to shreads.now wait for her reply

Well theres only one way to find out if your feeling brave huni xxx your still my no 1 vd'er :smoke:

venus 24/7 wrote

Well theres only one way to find out if your feeling brave huni xxx your still my no 1 vd'er :smoke:

4 mins that's good....:smoke:

she lives,have you been watered lately

Micky`s Lid wrote

Never had the oppertunity to try it,But am a quick learner if only Venus or FA would be willing to let me try,Oh i like to gve and not take,But i bet venus would have something to say about that eh??

Well i'll stand at your front end if your willing to give

venus 24/7 wrote

Well i'll stand on your front end if your willing to give

sorry had to edit it for you

Captain Scarlet wrote

4 mins that's good....:smoke:

hahah i just logged on and im afraid im a little tipsy. I can tell your all missing me, so how is the man with the muscles

egypt220 wrote

sorry had to edit it for you

i think you mean sit

venus 24/7 wrote

hahah i just logged on and im afraid im a little tipsy. I can tell your all missing me, so how is the man with the muscles

fantastic....if not a little tipsy myself....

on my front end was that

egypt220 wrote

on my front end was that

love to rub my naked body up and down your front huni xx

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