Smash her back doors in so as not wake the baby,then wipe your self clean and wander off.
I've been getting friendly with a very attractive 22 year old lady.Shes told me that she likes me and would like to go out for a drink. Shes also been telling me that shes feeling rather horney and making some pretty blatant hint that shes after some sweet loving. Well, shes 6 months pregnant !!! Now, before she got knocked up she was stunning and she still is. But, ffs, shes pregnant with some other mans kid (they're not together).I just don't know if it would freak me out. I think it does a bit already.Has anyone here nailed a heavily pregnant lady in a casual sex relationship ? I really dont think I could !! Could you ???
Angry Painter wrote
Coffee+keyboard!!Man, you are one sick puppy, I like your style!She's already up the duff and split with the dad, so you're opening a whole new can of worms. But, if you bang her and run then you've only got yourself to live with. Don't, FFS, get lumbered with someone else's brat - even my own one is a pain in the arse, I wouldn't want someone else's, no way Pedro!
then wipe your self clean
Mr Tibbs wrote
You'll be a fucking hero and some sort of tree-hugging yoghurt-weaving organisation is bound to reward you with free sandals and worry-beads for the rest of your low-impact environmentally friendly life.
I have been laughing non stop... Plus you can count it as a 3 some, and if she has a girl.. you've done a mother/daughter combo!!!... Oh I should so edit this... nah...
She wants a fuck buddy, not a father for her bastard child !! Apparently her pregnancy hormones are making her go all the wall with sexual frustration !
hahaha best reply yet !Living in Liverpool, most girls are pregnant or infected antway so makes no difference who I nail
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