Sex with a heavily pregnant women.

tedmagnum

13/10/2007 at 06:54

I've been getting friendly with a very attractive 22 year old lady.

Shes told me that she likes me and would like to go out for a drink. Shes also been telling me that shes feeling rather horney and making some pretty blatant hint that shes after some sweet loving.

Well, shes 6 months pregnant !!!

Now, before she got knocked up she was stunning and she still is. But, ffs, shes pregnant with some other mans kid (they're not together).

I just don't know if it would freak me out. I think it does a bit already.

Has anyone here nailed a heavily pregnant lady in a casual sex relationship ?

I really dont think I could !! Could you ???

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McSatan

13/10/2007 at 07:01

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Copperhead

13/10/2007 at 07:34

Useless......pics.......etc........etc.

If she's fit, then I have/would.

clagg

13/10/2007 at 07:37

She's a slapper and she'll be infected as well as having a huge belly. Steer clear. If she pesters you, take her outside, run her over and be done with her.

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ratout

13/10/2007 at 07:41

Stop thinking about sex for a minute, and let the blood return to your brain. You are honestly considering having a casual sex relationship with someone who is going to give birth to someone elses child, and they have already split up?

Doesn't take a genius to work out how much potentially this could screw your life up.

spankingmonkey

13/10/2007 at 07:44

Smash her back doors in so as not wake the baby,then wipe your self clean and wander off.

tedmagnum

13/10/2007 at 07:56

spankingmonkey wrote

Smash her back doors in so as not wake the baby,then wipe your self clean and wander off.

hahaha best reply yet !

Living in Liverpool, most girls are pregnant or infected antway so makes no difference who I nail

franky

13/10/2007 at 07:58

at least you'll not have to bag up for a few months!

Angry Painter

13/10/2007 at 09:20

spankingmonkey wrote

Smash her back doors in so as not wake the baby,then wipe your self clean and wander off.

Coffee+keyboard!!

Man, you are one sick puppy, I like your style!

She's already up the duff and split with the dad, so you're opening a whole new can of worms. But, if you bang her and run then you've only got yourself to live with. Don't, FFS, get lumbered with someone else's brat - even my own one is a pain in the arse, I wouldn't want someone else's, no way Pedro!

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c_mb2006

13/10/2007 at 09:29

Sounds like a typical scouser's dilemma, high brow and all that...

tedmagnum wrote

I've been getting friendly with a very attractive 22 year old lady.

Shes told me that she likes me and would like to go out for a drink. Shes also been telling me that shes feeling rather horney and making some pretty blatant hint that shes after some sweet loving.

Well, shes 6 months pregnant !!!

Now, before she got knocked up she was stunning and she still is. But, ffs, shes pregnant with some other mans kid (they're not together).

I just don't know if it would freak me out. I think it does a bit already.

Has anyone here nailed a heavily pregnant lady in a casual sex relationship ?

I really dont think I could !! Could you ???

tedmagnum

13/10/2007 at 09:29

Angry Painter wrote

Coffee+keyboard!!

Man, you are one sick puppy, I like your style!

She's already up the duff and split with the dad, so you're opening a whole new can of worms. But, if you bang her and run then you've only got yourself to live with. Don't, FFS, get lumbered with someone else's brat - even my own one is a pain in the arse, I wouldn't want someone else's, no way Pedro!

She wants a fuck buddy, not a father for her bastard child !!

Apparently her pregnancy hormones are making her go all the wall with sexual frustration !

SCOTTY.

13/10/2007 at 09:35

Just do it man, a shags a shag!! Plus you will score top pub points for doing a preggo!!

go_slow

13/10/2007 at 09:36

spankingmonkey wrote

then wipe your self clean

On the curtains, you know its the right thing to do.

Mr. Tibbs hits the nail on the head when it comes to what happens if you help the environment.

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MetusUK

13/10/2007 at 09:41

I have been laughing non stop... Plus you can count it as a 3 some, and if she has a girl.. you've done a mother/daughter combo!!!... Oh I should so edit this... nah...

go_slow

13/10/2007 at 09:44

MetusUK wrote

I have been laughing non stop... Plus you can count it as a 3 some, and if she has a girl.. you've done a mother/daughter combo!!!... Oh I should so edit this... nah...

Quoted so you can't edit it - too funny

Mr. Tibbs hits the nail on the head when it comes to what happens if you help the environment.

Mr Tibbs wrote

You'll be a fucking hero and some sort of tree-hugging yoghurt-weaving organisation is bound to reward you with free sandals and worry-beads for the rest of your low-impact environmentally friendly life.

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Hairy Ben

13/10/2007 at 09:46

It'd be an excellent way to get yourself on the Jeremy Kyle show.

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A-I-S

13/10/2007 at 09:46

are you related in any way?

Have you filled your GARAGE in yet?

ratout

13/10/2007 at 09:49

tedmagnum wrote

She wants a fuck buddy, not a father for her bastard child !!

Apparently her pregnancy hormones are making her go all the wall with sexual frustration !

Great, shes a slapper who wants a fuck buddy, so how many other men have ridden her bare back - since she's clearly easy like a sunday morning? I wouldn't touch her with yours. I will be tuning into the AIDS special Jeremy Kyle puts on especially for you in a few weeks.

gedge

13/10/2007 at 09:51

If you do it..wear a rubber ..that way the baby will think your dicks a dummy and you should get sucked and fucked at the same time

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CraigMac

13/10/2007 at 09:51

tedmagnum wrote

hahaha best reply yet !

Living in Liverpool, most girls are pregnant or infected antway so makes no difference who I nail

Just rip off her shell suit and make sweet love to her.

( make sure that none of her other 7 kids walk in on you)

Goodluck.

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