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26/05/2005 at 21:12
Where are u all..Is there a local meet..
HB
26/05/2005 at 21:16
rdlc wrote
Where are u all..Is there a local meet..


*waves* im here

26/05/2005 at 21:18
I think you'll find the term is SCOTCH

Pointing out brainless, deficient, dense, dim, dumb, foolish, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, senseless, short-sighted, simple-minded, thick, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless VD members who lack conduct, conscience, decency, ethics, honesty, honour, integrity, morals principles and boast double standards - wherever they are

26/05/2005 at 21:19
Someone will be along in a minute to correct your thread title... being quite new to the site, you might not be aware that the occupants of Visordown prefer to use the word Scotch to wind up aforementioned Scottish people.

You have been warned.

This has been a public information announcement on behalf of the Scottish contingent of Visordown.



Edited because El Toro got in before me!!


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26/05/2005 at 21:20
El Toro]I think you'll find the term is SCOTCH [/QUOTE]
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Someone will be along in a minute to correct your thread title... being quite new to the site, you might not be aware that the occupants of Visordown prefer to use the word Scotch to wind up aforementioned Scottish people.

They are all retards

That is an offical VD announcement

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HB
26/05/2005 at 21:20
El Toro wrote
I think you'll find the term is SCOTCH


scotch is a drink.... and ie had too much drink and am off to bed before i embarrass myself

26/05/2005 at 21:24
Irn Bru Freak wrote
<Sigh>

We all left home and invaded england, you must have stayed home you chicken shit


If you don't fucking like it then fuck off back to your tenement slums.

This has been a public service announce for the hard of thinking

Pointing out brainless, deficient, dense, dim, dumb, foolish, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, senseless, short-sighted, simple-minded, thick, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless VD members who lack conduct, conscience, decency, ethics, honesty, honour, integrity, morals principles and boast double standards - wherever they are

26/05/2005 at 21:24
El Toro wrote
If you don't fucking like it then fuck off back to your tenement slums.

This has been a public service announce for the hard of thinking

I can't, you stole all my tenents super

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26/05/2005 at 21:38
I'm on missionary work in the South of ingerland. I like to think of it as bringing culture to the uneducated. Or keeping ingerlish cunts out of a job. Either way, it's rewarding.

ride in bike tyres





"Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead."
26/05/2005 at 21:45
El Toro wrote
I think you'll find the term is SCOTCH



It certainly says "scotch" is an acceptable term in my English dictionary


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26/05/2005 at 21:58
am just outside glasgow
26/05/2005 at 22:02
not sure if theres a local meet as such but theres always guys at euro central

nice wee race track
in the ind estate
26/05/2005 at 22:16
Fruit'n'nut wrote
It certainly says "scotch" is an acceptable term in my English dictionary



Just because it is in the dictionary, doesn't mean it is acceptable. There are many words with racial overtones in the dictionary that are completely unacceptable.

For example... found this in my copy of the Urban Dictionary which is also online....

Mackem,
n. A demi-god worshipped by ancient civilisations as the epitome of wit and sexual prowess. Romans and Vikings colonised the area in the hope of developing a race of supermen to help them in their ambitions. The word is based on a blend of Roman and Norse, and means "astonishingly well-endowed, funny and attractive angel on a temporary visit from Valhalla."

Not to be confused with Geordie who were the unfortunate result of a Roman experiment in which Scotsmen had intercourse with pigs. These unfortunate troll-like humanoids can be identified by the fact they have to wear clothes covered in a large barcode so they can be tracked and controlled by security satellites.



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26/05/2005 at 22:18
Howzitgaun wrote
Just because it is in the dictionary, doesn't mean it is acceptable. There are many words with racial overtones in the dictionary that are completely unacceptable.

For example... found this in my copy of the Urban Dictionary which is also online....

Mackem,
n. A demi-god worshipped by ancient civilisations as the epitome of wit and sexual prowess. Romans and Vikings colonised the area in the hope of developing a race of supermen to help them in their ambitions. The word is based on a blend of Roman and Norse, and means "astonishingly well-endowed, funny and attractive angel on a temporary visit from Valhalla."

Not to be confused with Geordie who were the unfortunate result of a Roman experiment in which Scotsmen had intercourse with pigs. These unfortunate troll-like humanoids can be identified by the fact they have to wear clothes covered in a large barcode so they can be tracked and controlled by security satellites.


I wouldn't bother mate. I have had this conversation loads of times and got rather annoyed by it. Didn't work

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26/05/2005 at 22:19
Howzitgaun wrote

For example... found this in my copy of the Urban Dictionary which is also online....

Mackem,
n. A demi-god worshipped by ancient civilisations as the epitome of wit and sexual prowess. Romans and Vikings colonised the area in the hope of developing a race of supermen to help them in their ambitions. The word is based on a blend of Roman and Norse, and means "astonishingly well-endowed, funny and attractive angel on a temporary visit from Valhalla."

Not to be confused with Geordie who were the unfortunate result of a Roman experiment in which Scotsmen had intercourse with pigs. These unfortunate troll-like humanoids can be identified by the fact they have to wear clothes covered in a large barcode so they can be tracked and controlled by security satellites.




Geordies and Mackems - neither breed is fit to lace the boots of a Smoggy


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26/05/2005 at 22:24
A Smoggy???? WTF is a Smoggy???

At a best guess, an inhabitant of the south side of the Tees valley? Because of the industry?


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26/05/2005 at 22:29
Howzitgaun wrote
A Smoggy???? WTF is a Smoggy???

At a best guess, an inhabitant of the south side of the Tees valley? Because of the industry?



Not the south bank specifically; a Smoggy is a Teessider


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26/05/2005 at 22:34
Howzitgaun wrote
Just because it is in the dictionary, doesn't mean it is acceptable. There are many words with racial overtones in the dictionary that are completely unacceptable.




On a serious note, I think of the term as being archaic and unfashionable rather than racist or intended as an insult.


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26/05/2005 at 22:35
Fruit'n'nut wrote
Not the south bank specifically; a Smoggy is a Teessider


So separate from Geordies and Mackems then? When I last lived in Soonlan, Sooth Shiels to be precise, it wasn't that complicated!!


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26/05/2005 at 22:37
Howzitgaun wrote
So separate from Geordies and Mackems then? When I last lived in Soonlan, Sooth Shiels to be precise, it wasn't that complicated!!



It's always been that complicated, and more. We've not even mentioned Monkey Hangers, Sand Dancers, Pit Yackers ....


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