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silentmemory

17/04/2001 at 09:28

Get your TIT number here from the big tit himself...

In the absence of objections to my self nomination, I would like to propose myself Keeper of the List (KotL) for the ever expanding VD Tarmac Interfacing Transport club. As such, I will be TIT#1 for my crash on ice in January.

If you feel you deserve to be a TIT, apply below stating your case. Numbers will be assigned by the KotL (in this case, me) on a sequential basis, with the exception of certain 'magic' numbers (e.g. 13, 69, 007, etc), which I shall award to exceptional cases as and when I see fit, or as a result of extreme grovelling or bribes.

TIT number holders will be expected to include their number on the bottom row of their sig. Subsequent List numbers will be printed alongside, separated by means of a comma.

So who wants one? Don't be shy now...

Xbox Live gamertag: FullTilt

Dumb Ape

17/04/2001 at 09:35

Shouldn't TIT numbers come in sizes or at least plurals ?

ie 34-B

So maybe a TIT number with a degree of 'difficultly'(cost?)

so TIT#1-xxx

Where xxx is the cost of the gaffer and sello tape on the SV

_____________________
TiT#007-E 2V/2#4 SB#5
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Typed by an idiot, from an idea conceived by an infinite number of monkeys

Personal Endorsements

Mo-Clean, FWR, Motomecca Spares,Corsa Italiana, Arai & Roof Lids, , Biker Den and Visordown Toy Runs

Motorcycle City, Bikes Unlimited, South Wales Superbikes

, Corp of London, Westminster City Council and bike parking provision everwhere

futter

17/04/2001 at 09:39

can these be back dated?

Cos when I was 18 I was tit ing about outside college with no lid and and pulled into the driveway to fast, the principal tries to slow me down, (imagine) handlefull of front brake, me on the deck and verbal abuse at the principle. I did however get a check from the college for new crash bars, new indicator and a new jacket.

can I have a number - pleeaase

GOD BLESS ENOCH POWELL

KTM LC4 640 SM.

Fairings are for HOMOSEXUALS

Walking in town the other day and I spotted a piece of walking excrement. I pointed it out to the wife. She could not see it. I pointed again but to no avail. I took her right up to it and nearly stepped on it ... oh that she said. No dear, thats a copper.

BigEvilFish

17/04/2001 at 09:40

i fell over my bike while wheeling it backwards in to my parking bay at home (while drunk)
I parked it up in the afternoon then moved it late at night wheeling it back and turning left (At the same time)
i lost my balance the bike pulled and over it went (not wanting to drop it) i tryed to save it and went over myself ontop of the bike then off the bike down the (slight) hill for abour 4 or 5 rolls bounce!
Result one (tiny) scrached mirror
one grazed elbow

Ouch

can i be a TiT?

Knowing how it could change the lives of canines everywhere, the dog scientists struggled diligently to understand the Doorknob Principle.
(97) CBR600F
ICQ 111603683
I'm the best!

"Cake or death?" (E. Izzard)

Originally dribbled by WellOffRoad!
OK BEF is nice bloke and rides a bike like a god and makes horses feel small.
What's all this about?

Dumb Ape

17/04/2001 at 09:42

NO be a free man instead

_____________________
TiT#007-E 2V/2#4 SB#5
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Typed by an idiot, from an idea conceived by an infinite number of monkeys

Personal Endorsements

Mo-Clean, FWR, Motomecca Spares,Corsa Italiana, Arai & Roof Lids, , Biker Den and Visordown Toy Runs

Motorcycle City, Bikes Unlimited, South Wales Superbikes

, Corp of London, Westminster City Council and bike parking provision everwhere

silentmemory

17/04/2001 at 09:59

Originally posted by Dumb Ape
Shouldn't TIT numbers come in sizes or at least plurals ?

ie 34-B

So maybe a TIT number with a degree of 'difficultly'(cost?)

Good idea, I propose:

AA = no cost
A = minor cost
B = major cost
C = write off
D = broken bones
E = traction

If you fall (pun intended) into more than one of the above, take the higer.

futter, TIT#'s may be backdated, take TIT#2 and go in pieces.

BigEvilFish, here, have TIT#6 with my blessing, put it at the bottom of your sig, along with your TIT measurement as detailed above.

An acceptance speech is customary.

Xbox Live gamertag: FullTilt

futter

17/04/2001 at 10:06

I thank you SM for my TIThood. I shall uphold the fallen bike and the diesel on the road shall not scare me pantless, nor shall the cage driver intimidate me into thinking that I dont own the road. Thank you thank you thank you

BigEvilFish

17/04/2001 at 10:17

Fellow bikers
I'm please to join you in this most specal group of TiTs
I may not be the biggest TiT here but i feel i'm one of the firmest (being one of the first)

I shall always show my TiT in every post from now on

thank you

Knowing how it could change the lives of canines everywhere, the dog scientists struggled diligently to understand the Doorknob Principle.
(97) CBR600F
ICQ 111603683
I'm the best!

"Cake or death?" (E. Izzard)

Originally dribbled by WellOffRoad!
OK BEF is nice bloke and rides a bike like a god and makes horses feel small.
What's all this about?

Animal

17/04/2001 at 10:20

Can I be a TIT too please...

Bike/floor interface at the end of last year... somewhere between minor and major damage to the bike and an interesting loss of the ability to walk for a few days.

VDTD1Fas / BN#250 / TIT#3C / VDA#250 / TFG#4 / TOFFS3 / SSSD (Poof) # 2 / HBA#1 / VDFF#5 / AC#1200/2

silentmemory

17/04/2001 at 10:26

Originally posted by Animal
Can I be a TIT too please...

Indeed, consider yourself TIT#3, decide your cup size for yourself as detailed above.

Xbox Live gamertag: FullTilt

smallgoat

17/04/2001 at 11:48

How about learning what a highside is weeks after passing your test after getting a largish (then) loan for a bike you are unable to ride because (a) you are now shit scared of bikes and (b) its fooked.

you have an adams apple, you shouldn't have an adams apple

Tank

17/04/2001 at 11:57

SM! Please Fix it for me to be a tit as I.

1) Managed to fall off my push bike taking my old mans Harley with me. New windscreen and engine bars needed... I'll let you guess the amount for genuine Harley parts.

2)Overestimating the Intelligence of a cager by parking my DT on the road sensibly and hoping that no one would reverse into it with a Transit!

Pazzi

17/04/2001 at 12:08

I wedged an NC30 under a Range Rover once.

Can I be a TIT too please?

Let me know my number if I'm in.

Thanks.

silentmemory

17/04/2001 at 12:14

smallgoat wrote

How about learning what a highside is weeks after passing your test after getting a largish (then) loan for a bike you are unable to ride because (a) you are now shit scared of bikes and (b) its fooked.

Yep, highsides qualify for TIT status. You may have the dubious honour of being TIT#4 pending your acceptance speech

Xbox Live gamertag: FullTilt

Dumb Ape

17/04/2001 at 12:16

I'll let you give me a number and a category - as you've heard the story - but make it a good 'un

_____________________
TiT#007-E 2V/2#4 SB#5
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Typed by an idiot, from an idea conceived by an infinite number of monkeys

Personal Endorsements

Mo-Clean, FWR, Motomecca Spares,Corsa Italiana, Arai & Roof Lids, , Biker Den and Visordown Toy Runs

Motorcycle City, Bikes Unlimited, South Wales Superbikes

, Corp of London, Westminster City Council and bike parking provision everwhere

silentmemory

17/04/2001 at 12:17

Tank wrote

SM! Please Fix it for me to be a tit as I.

1) Managed to fall off my push bike taking my old mans Harley with me. New windscreen and engine bars needed... I'll let you guess the amount for genuine Harley parts.

2)Overestimating the Intelligence of a cager by parking my DT on the road sensibly and hoping that no one would reverse into it with a Transit!

Absolutely, it's just unfortunate that TITs are awarded singly else you'd have a cracking pair. Wear TIT#5 with pride. Speech.

Xbox Live gamertag: FullTilt

silentmemory

17/04/2001 at 12:20

Pazzi wrote

I wedged an NC30 under a Range Rover once.

Can I be a TIT too please?

Let me know my number if I'm in.

Thanks.

Pazzi, you're in m8. I'm awarding you TIT#8 on account of #6 and #7 already being taken. Don't forget your cup size according to cost incurred. And your acceptance speech.

Xbox Live gamertag: FullTilt

FG.

17/04/2001 at 12:25

Can i please have a tit no;
Back in January i rode the my old 1000 Exup into my workshop while still talking on the hand's free, brain didn't tell leg to put stand down,
The result: left hand fairing buggered by the metal gallon can of oil it fell on,
left leg under bike ,which is now soaked in the oil from the split can of oil

VDTD22nov
'Sod busting', my speciality.
FG.'The sixth emergency service'!!
and tester of Lloyds SHITE travel insurance.

silentmemory

17/04/2001 at 12:26

Originally posted by Dumb Ape
I'll let you give me a number and a category - as you've heard the story - but make it a good 'un

The helicopter incident doesn't count here, that's for a future list of bizarre incidents or gratuitous stupidity

But for the biking incident and the eight months in traction with a broken back, you receive lucky #7 and eye bruising accolade of a well earned E cup.

Speech

Xbox Live gamertag: FullTilt

Pazzi

17/04/2001 at 12:28

I don't know what to say! *cry*

Well the bike was worth £3,500 and the insurance assessor valued it at £100 afterwards

. I never found out the cost to the c@ger.

I'd just like to thank my mum and dad, my producer, my fans, the Warwickshire Ambulance Service, and those fine nursies who soothed my sore bits in hospital for a week afterwards.

Cheers.

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