I had a shocker of an night yesterday. In the style of most evenings this week I didn't get out of the office till about 8.30, went straight home then back out again to Soho on the bike.
Had a nice meal and headed home just after 11.
Shaftsbury Avenue. Hmm throttle response is a bit odd at low revs - well it's still cold and on the choke, probably just running rich, can't be out of fuel there's a good 5 or so miles of reserve left.
Charing Cross Road/Tralfagar Square. Splutter, cough. Bah I am out of fuel.
Made a few phone calls just in case any friends were out in central London with cars. Nope.
Maybe I should call the RAC out? Even if I feel like a fool I think I'm still covered for situations like this. Could I have left my RAC card at home? Uh-huh.
Locked the bike up next to St. Martin in the Fields market and jumped in a cab. About twenty to midnight now. Wasn't keen about leaving the bike out in case someone knocked it over.
Headed to Vauxhall Bridge road in the cab. Petrol station's open - result! Petrol station sells petrol cans - result! Petrol station locked up for night service can't get the petrol can out of the shop without opening the door (which he refused to do).

Feeling livid at this stage I started trying to see the funny side of things.
Back home to Kennington via another petrol station. No petrol cans in stock.
At least the cabbie was a nice guy and a biker. He does lots of green laning on an ex MOD Armstrong 500.
Got home and fetched an empty petrol can out of the garage, just about to jump back in the cab when the phone went. A friend who I'd spoken to earlier had just got home, was sober and offered me a lift back to the bike. What a star!
All went well from here. Bike was were I left it and undamaged, though at about 2am my idea of an early night was down the pan.
Lesson learnt: When the little orange "reserve" light comes on fill up at the closest opportunity
Damn I've waffled a bit