Legal Advice 2

Did you ever hear anyone say “That picture had better be banned, because I might look at it and it might be very damaging to me”

right mr. loon this sounds reasonably serious.

how many times did the victim run on to the knife ? i once had a victim that ran onto my knife 17 times......backwards.

at the time of arrest i had no money and was told i would be represented by a feller called, legal aid (polish i think )by the time it came to court i had won the lottery and could afford a passinate lawyer who got me off with 3 points and a fixed penalty fine of £60,which i thought was a bit steep.

should you require this feller  his name is;

jim bowie QC    (queer cnut )

dreamon crescent, cloud cuckoo land, fantasy island.   hth.

Best way to beat this would be plea bargaining. If your 'mate' let it be known that he intends to plead Not Guilty to the charge of Murder but would plead Guilty to a lesser charge of cruilty to animals on the grounds that he placed the Kittens in danger with the knife then the CPS may deem it not in the Public Interest to persue the Murder Charge.

That said, especially with the later deriliction of care for the Kittens, he may be looking at a minimum 16 year sentence.

have the kittens come back yet, are they fluffy ones.

I cant see you getting much more than a slapped wrist.
a good source of information can be found here

hth

This thread is utter bollox

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Loon aint got any mates

Its easy enough to be happy,when the world rolls along like a song

But a mans worthwhile,if he can smile when everythings gone fucking wrong

Adolf Hitler 1945  

Z1000 wrote (see)

This is really, really weird. R1 you're really, really strange. Find somewhere you can make some friends and talk to someone. You could probably get counselling on the NHS.

Not that I need to justify myself to you, but look at the thread linked below. You may have noticed the number "2" in my thread title, this suggests that there was another earlier thread.

It's called a sense of humour, have a look on ebay someone may be selling one

Legal Advice thread

Did you ever hear anyone say “That picture had better be banned, because I might look at it and it might be very damaging to me”

R1 loon wrote (see)

Z1000 wrote (see)

This is really, really weird. R1 you're really, really strange. Find somewhere you can make some friends and talk to someone. You could probably get counselling on the NHS.

Not that I need to justify myself to you, but look at the thread linked below. You may have noticed the number "2" in my thread title, this suggests that there was another earlier thread.

It's called a sense of humour, have a look on ebay someone may be selling one

Legal Advice thread

Why don't you have to justify yourself when you've clearly posted a load of shit.

While you're on e bay have a look for one yourself.

John.. wrote (see)

Why don't you have to justify yourself when you've clearly posted a load of shit.

While you're on e bay have a look for one yourself.

Did you ever hear anyone say “That picture had better be banned, because I might look at it and it might be very damaging to me”

R1 loon wrote (see)

Z1000 wrote (see)

This is really, really weird. R1 you're really, really strange. Find somewhere you can make some friends and talk to someone. You could probably get counselling on the NHS.

Not that I need to justify myself to you, but look at the thread linked below. You may have noticed the number "2" in my thread title, this suggests that there was another earlier thread.

It's called a sense of humour, have a look on ebay someone may be selling one

Legal Advice thread

It's not funny though, its just weird, in a slightly creepy way.

There' really nothing at all funny about what you posted. A vague attempt a satire I suppose...you need to be fairly sophisticated to do that sort of thing, and to be fair you're obviously not the brightest lad...

Still, at least you're trying. Well done, good for you. Nice to see you trying at least.

Regarding senses of humour...not sure your standard of 'joke' really qualifies you as having one, to be honest. If people don't find your joke funny, it MAY mean they don't have much of a sense of humour, or it MAY mean that your joke was, completely and utterly, shite.

Z1000 wrote (see)

Regarding senses of humour...not sure your standard of 'joke' really qualifies you as having one, to be honest. If people don't find your joke funny, it MAY mean they don't have much of a sense of humour, or it MAY mean that your joke was, completely and utterly, shite.

The offer of a PM discussion stands.

Did you ever hear anyone say “That picture had better be banned, because I might look at it and it might be very damaging to me”

Z1000 wrote (see)

What are you talking about now? What offer?

R1 loon wrote (see)

By people, I take it you mean you, or are you hiding behind John?

The offer of a PM discussion stands.

Did you ever hear anyone say “That picture had better be banned, because I might look at it and it might be very damaging to me”

Z1000 wrote (see)

You're mental!

Because?

You have started a pretty thorough discussion about your views on me on another thread and seem to now be trying to back away from thee statements.

The quoted comment is usually the kind of repsonse I saw from people who were trying to start a fight, then realised they were out of their depth, when push came to shove.

For clarity, this is not a threat, it is a statement based on a number of years dealing with a variety of "hard men".

Did you ever hear anyone say “That picture had better be banned, because I might look at it and it might be very damaging to me”

R1 loon wrote (see)

Z1000 wrote (see)

Regarding senses of humour...not sure your standard of 'joke' really qualifies you as having one, to be honest. If people don't find your joke funny, it MAY mean they don't have much of a sense of humour, or it MAY mean that your joke was, completely and utterly, shite.

By people, I take it you mean you, or are you hiding behind John?

Ive checked mate, he's not there.