Jobs you'd like to have for a day/week

Jimbo

29/08/2005 at 19:14

I was thinking about this earlier. If there was a job, or some jobs, that you could do for just a week or a few days rather than your own job what would you choose?

Obviously most will go for racing driver/rider, lotion rubber-inner for bikini contests, etc

I think that being a paparazzi would be interesting. A bit clandestine but not illegal, snooping. A week is probably a short enough time not to get lamped by some nobhead like Gallagher.

Professional DJ would be nice. Not that I can DJ...

Fallen Angel

29/08/2005 at 19:22

Prime Minister, President or Queen please

It's only for a week, so I can mess around with things but not have to see them through.

...or Derren Brown's duvet...I reckon I could live with doing that for a job for a week

Other 'dream' jobs I would want for more than a week...

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Bigger Nige

29/08/2005 at 19:26

Governer of the Bank of England or Kofi Anan (whatever his title is)

mdekkers

29/08/2005 at 19:27

porn photographer :burnout:

Juan

29/08/2005 at 19:31

Rossi's WITHOUT the gay bit... (alegedly!!)

Because I can.....

banana boy

29/08/2005 at 19:42

Guitarist in an indie/rock band.

or

Head of MI-6

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popadop

29/08/2005 at 19:45

god...then i'd tell those stupid fcukers that there arn't seven virgins waiting for them in heavan.

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abjectblitz

29/08/2005 at 20:02

Pornstar

Also would like to be a traffic cop and selectively stop every rudeboy and bmw

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lone ranger

29/08/2005 at 21:43

Fighter pilot
GP rider
J lo's nipple tweeker

Space man

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Hairy Ben

29/08/2005 at 21:49

Bed tester.

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Billie

29/08/2005 at 21:57

traffic policeman, well, woman - only I would send the offenders their pics for em to frame and put on the mantlepiece

colinrsv

29/08/2005 at 21:59

Mercenary.

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Rich_H

29/08/2005 at 22:13

I wouldn't mind being Top Gear's Stig for a day

My bikes

595Daytona

29/08/2005 at 22:18

Controller of BBC1. Some cunts feet wouldn't touch the ground on the way out.

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Merv24

29/08/2005 at 22:28

595Daytona wrote

Controller of BBC1. Some cunts feet wouldn't touch the ground on the way out.

Who?

Southern Death Racer

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MrFiction

29/08/2005 at 22:28

I think maybe i've done it...

Working as a surveilance specialist as part of a Private Investigation team...

Dunno which part of it - the rural jobs were great in full camo gear lay in hedges filming people - but so were the urban ones in a busy city centre with covert cams etc.

Most of it is complete crap where you're sat in the back of a van for 12 hrs a day trying to stay alert and awake, but the action makes up for it. I think it's even better because i've just done contracts that were a few days or weeks long, then gone back to another job.

Other than that - racing a bike or car would be cool, or playing US Football, or getting paid a shit-load for my writing...

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