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Orbitchicken
26/10/2001 at 13:36
If anyone read my thread this morning about a letter from the police, well I've just found out that the letter was a fake

It was created by a work colleague sitting opposite me and was very well done and had me crapping myself. If anyone has any revenge suggestions I would be very grateful
RiceBurner
26/10/2001 at 13:39
glue the telephone receiver to it's cradle, then ring him.

lightly a full mug of coffee to his desk - when he can't lift it the first instinct will be to apply more strength....

punch a hole in the base of a can of coke, then fill it with milk and reseal it. (can induce vomiting so stand well clear)

use his e-mail address at a porn subscription site. (risky)
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Reets
26/10/2001 at 13:40
I sense you are skilled at this sort of thing
Its no good looking for the needle if you have already lost the thread.
Russ
26/10/2001 at 13:41
smear ink on his phone ear-piece.

Make him a coffee and dissolve laxatives in it.

as above and use lots of blue colourant instead for effect
Angelica
26/10/2001 at 13:42
naaah just twat him one

HTH
haydn
26/10/2001 at 13:42
The worrying thing is it only took RB THREE minutes to come up with those. I couldn't even type 'em out that fast, never mind think of 'em as well. RB, do you have a database of these, ready to cut 'n paste as necessary?
futter
26/10/2001 at 13:42
beat four shades of shit outta the bastid
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RiceBurner
26/10/2001 at 13:42
Reets wrote

I sense you are skilled at this sort of thing



moi??? I'm a good boy!






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Reaper
26/10/2001 at 13:42
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ZZRIDER
26/10/2001 at 13:43
"Borrow" his car keys and move it at lunchtime or when he's not watching.
or
Advertise it for sale in the free ads paper.


All of this depends on him having a car of course.

Zee
jif
26/10/2001 at 13:43
go round his house and set fire to his cat

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RiceBurner
26/10/2001 at 13:43
haydn wrote

The worrying thing is it only took RB THREE minutes to come up with those. I couldn't even type 'em out that fast, never mind think of 'em as well. RB, do you have a database of these, ready to cut 'n paste as necessary?



I just have an evil mind and reasonable typing skills....
Great Prophet of Veedism.
non quod sed quomodo
"BBQ fluid is a sweaty one night stand compared to the long term relationship of a properly burning wood fire."
Cool in a fuddy-duddy old fart kinda way - Wingnut
Colin
26/10/2001 at 13:44
ZZRIDER wrote

"Borrow" his car keys and move it at lunchtime or when he's not watching.
or
Advertise it for sale in the free ads paper.


All of this depends on him having a car of course.

Zee


And then actually sell it.
Reets
26/10/2001 at 13:44
JIF! Outside! Now! Grrrrrrrrr
Its no good looking for the needle if you have already lost the thread.
Russ
26/10/2001 at 13:47
Now, now reets, Jif meant his CAT! as in catalytic convertor, didn't ya jif?! ALthough they are notoriously difficult to light, once the exercise is complete the guy will have to pay a fortune for a replacement
haydn
26/10/2001 at 13:50
...or maybe Jif is trying to do a job on his YZF600?

...or perhaps the bloke is a yachtsman and keeps his 2-hulled boat outside his house?

These cat people - way too jumpy.
Reets
26/10/2001 at 13:51
mi-aoooooow!
Its no good looking for the needle if you have already lost the thread.
haydn
26/10/2001 at 13:54
Saucer of milk, Reets?
Reets
26/10/2001 at 13:55
*SLURP*
Its no good looking for the needle if you have already lost the thread.
Tricky
26/10/2001 at 14:01
Exactly - I assumed jif's fat finger had slipped, and he really meant "car" or "vat".
If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
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