Find out as much as you can about the company off the web. Key facts, structure, board names, turnover ethos etc.
If it's competency based (which they should have told you) you best get to work fast!
Don't fucking 'errrr' me, Greek boy! How is it that your so-fucking-stupid, soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my gear?
And then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some sort of white cunts' joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cos I'm not fucking laughing, Nik-ol-aaas.