Understanding women. (Volumes 1 thru 50).
SilentMemory implant. Instant expert on most subjects
That's not a one-shot deal like medicine or law I'm afraid. The SM download is so big it has to be done in installments, it would take years to be as clever as I like to think I am! sorry.
I might fall off but you should see how quickly I get up again! :burnout:
Just been reading an interview with that Derren Brown bloke. I like to have his knowledge on manipulting people.
Wouldn't it be great to be a GP? I don't mean the fabulous wealth or social standing, or even being able to touch women up when they're unconscious, I'm talking about being able to diagnose the reason for that pain or sickness, and being able to prescribe yourself all those great drugs to cure it.If you could just jack into a machine and download directly into your brain all the knowledge required to be an instant expert at something, I think medicine would be right up near the top of my list.What would you download?
At the moment a professional gift buyer because I am useless at picking presents for people, it's now a week until christmas and I've not managed to find anything for my parents or little sis. I need HELP.Next year, I'd like to have the determinatin of Lance Armstrong, the mechanical skills of the guys in the workshop section and the foresight of Bill Gates.
That's easy! Perfume, jewellery and chocolate.Tomorrow we'll work on what to get your mum and sis.
Mr Tibbs wrote
You'll be a fucking hero and some sort of tree-hugging yoghurt-weaving organisation is bound to reward you with free sandals and worry-beads for the rest of your low-impact environmentally friendly life.
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