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silentmemory
15/12/2004 at 08:50
Wouldn't it be great to be a GP? I don't mean the fabulous wealth or social standing, or even being able to touch women up when they're unconscious, I'm talking about being able to diagnose the reason for that pain or sickness, and being able to prescribe yourself all those great drugs to cure it.

If you could just jack into a machine and download directly into your brain all the knowledge required to be an instant expert at something, I think medicine would be right up near the top of my list.

What would you download?

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Dexter
15/12/2004 at 08:52
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Judge
15/12/2004 at 08:55
a la matrix, just phone up.

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AndyBe
15/12/2004 at 09:01
Understanding women. (Volumes 1 thru 50).
blue owl
15/12/2004 at 09:07
AndyBe wrote
Understanding women. (Volumes 1 thru 50).


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silentmemory
15/12/2004 at 09:07
Dexter wrote
SilentMemory implant.
Instant expert on most subjects


That's not a one-shot deal like medicine or law I'm afraid. The SM download is so big it has to be done in installments, it would take you years to be as clever as me, sorry.


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Lloyd_christmas
15/12/2004 at 09:08
Just been reading an interview with that Derren Brown bloke. I like to have his knowledge on manipulting people.
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Lotty
15/12/2004 at 09:09
silentmemory wrote
That's not a one-shot deal like medicine or law I'm afraid. The SM download is so big it has to be done in installments, it would take years to be as clever as I like to think I am! sorry.



Should've read.
Two Coats
15/12/2004 at 09:12
Instant download wud have to be genius that was Mozart. Some pieces of his music are as close to perfect as you can get.............
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Nobody203
15/12/2004 at 09:12
Lloyd_christmas wrote
Just been reading an interview with that Derren Brown bloke. I like to have his knowledge on manipulting people.



Kind of on the same lines really, something like hypnotheraphy. Far easier to have people believe what you say you are for any given situation. For certain situations a Doctor (GP would be no good as they dont get to see enough unconscious women ), policeman, martial arts expert, millionaire, etc..

Bit of a cheat really, but it works for me :smoke:
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blue owl
15/12/2004 at 09:16
silentmemory wrote
Wouldn't it be great to be a GP? I don't mean the fabulous wealth or social standing, or even being able to touch women up when they're unconscious, I'm talking about being able to diagnose the reason for that pain or sickness, and being able to prescribe yourself all those great drugs to cure it.

If you could just jack into a machine and download directly into your brain all the knowledge required to be an instant expert at something, I think medicine would be right up near the top of my list.

What would you download?


But you can do that already...go jogging and train most days
RiceBurner
15/12/2004 at 09:19
Rossi's riding skill and natural talent.
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bishbosh
15/12/2004 at 09:23
AndyBe wrote
Understanding women. (Volumes 1 thru 50).



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Dirtybill
15/12/2004 at 09:23
Bugs Bunny's uncanny ability to get out of tight situations, and his ears
byker28i
15/12/2004 at 09:24
Jools Holland or Elton John keyboard skills for me please.

So this is really about your Joe 90 fantasy SM?
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twids
15/12/2004 at 09:26
At the moment a professional gift buyer because I am useless at picking presents for people, it's now a week until christmas and I've not managed to find anything for my parents or little sis. I need HELP.

Next year, I'd like to have the determinatin of Lance Armstrong, the mechanical skills of the guys in the workshop section and the foresight of Bill Gates.
Dirtybill
15/12/2004 at 09:28
twids wrote
At the moment a professional gift buyer because I am useless at picking presents for people, it's now a week until christmas and I've not managed to find anything for my parents or little sis. I need HELP.

Next year, I'd like to have the determinatin of Lance Armstrong, the mechanical skills of the guys in the workshop section and the foresight of Bill Gates.


That's easy! Perfume, jewellery and chocolate.

Tomorrow we'll work on what to get your mum and sis.
twids
15/12/2004 at 09:36
Dirtybill wrote
That's easy! Perfume, jewellery and chocolate.

Tomorrow we'll work on what to get your mum and sis.


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choc-ice
15/12/2004 at 09:37
Lloyd_christmas wrote
Just been reading an interview with that Derren Brown bloke. I like to have his knowledge on manipulting people.

Yep, me too. I think that one SilentMemory is enough for this galaxy Unless we can send the real SM to a different galaxy?
go_slow
15/12/2004 at 10:06
For me it would have to be either languages (as many as I could get) or musical skills - saxophone by preference, past that piano, guitar, usual subjects.

Where do I sign up?
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