If some big bloke came up to you and said

Blackvisor

30/05/2005 at 21:15

"i want your clothes ,your boots and your motorcycle" what would you do? :burp:

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mr tack

30/05/2005 at 21:16

Blackvisor wrote

"i want your clothes ,your boots and your motorcycle" what would you do? :burp:

Nothing because i'd be looking in the mirror

I'm leaving on the five train
Don't ask me when I'm coming back again
I reckon it's only a matter of time
Before the law kick in the door
Mother I'm running out of change,
but I had to phone to let you know

They'll never take me alive....

Melons

30/05/2005 at 21:17

i'd sell him a raffle ticket

Blackvisor

30/05/2005 at 21:17

Oh you practice that then do you

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Irn Bru Freak

30/05/2005 at 21:17

Blackvisor wrote

"i want your clothes ,your boots and your motorcycle" what would you do? :burp:

Tell him I don't wear any underwear and I have crabs

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Hairy Ben

30/05/2005 at 21:17

Berate him for his poor taste.

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sig pic suggests.... But, yes, you're right, you are socially inadequate." ~ Ceri

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595Daytona

30/05/2005 at 21:18

I'd say "Hey, lover, at least buy me a few drinks first. This isn't Hamstead Heath, you know".

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greybeard

30/05/2005 at 21:18

I'd start looking for Beadle

Its better to let people think you are a fool than to open ya mouth an remove all doubt !

blossom

30/05/2005 at 21:19

i'd tell him they wouldnt fit him

Chr!s

30/05/2005 at 21:19

Scream at him in his face, then kick him repeatedly in the bollacks.

CountZer0

30/05/2005 at 21:19

Point out to him that unless he wanted them for his young son, or similar, they ain't gonna fit.

"Oooh, your kisses, sweeter than honey, and guess what? So is my money." - Benjamin Franklin

trogladyte

30/05/2005 at 21:19

595Daytona wrote

I'd say "Hey, lover, at least buy me a few drinks first. This isn't Hamstead Heath, you know".

Fab reply. 9/10.

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kyot

30/05/2005 at 21:20

oh no, not again!

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Silly Car

30/05/2005 at 21:20

I'd tell Arnie to fuck off, unless he was offering up a shag with his wife (10 years younger)

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If you only ever go for people you are sure will say yes, or people where you don't mind either way, you are only living half a life.
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Roddy

30/05/2005 at 21:22

I'd laugh and say "You forgot to say please."

HTH

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Robbob

30/05/2005 at 21:23

Id say you can have the Gixxer 600 and the La Coste tracksuit but the Rockports are limited edition so you can feck off

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Rayni

30/05/2005 at 21:54

I'd say "ooh Arnie, you're welcome to 'em, but you have to take them off me yourself, slowly, with your teeth"!!!

Oh dear, I feel a cold shower coming on!

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Blackvisor

30/05/2005 at 21:59

lonely 1 wrote

I'd say "ooh Arnie, you're welcome to 'em, but you have to take them off me yourself, slowly, with your teeth"!!!

Oh dear, I feel a cold shower coming on!

Who mentioned Arnie???

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Billie

30/05/2005 at 21:59

I'd say " but you said I could borrow em"

Rayni

30/05/2005 at 22:03

Blackvisor wrote

Who mentioned Arnie???

Silly Car did!

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

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