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stoocake
02/01/2008 at 13:42
I crashed on his debris on the road.

I caught my leg in the chain and it ripped it off from the knee down, and one of my eyes came out thanks to the G-forces.

Just waiting on the insurance company to come round and do my ironing now.

I think I might go out for a run on my couresy bike while I'm waiting, without any gear cos all my clothes split in 2, including my helmet.
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stoocake
02/01/2008 at 13:42
P.S. this thread is a pisstake - just in case you missed this one www.visordown.com/forums/showthread.php?t=372385
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PG
02/01/2008 at 13:43
You should probably pop your eye back in before heading out.

Riding with uncorrected defective vision is an offence.


PS - How come your loud pipe didn't enable him to hear you coming and clear the debris?
PG
Hunter
02/01/2008 at 13:50
know a guy in the US who was in a car crash, his eye popped out and was dangling on the stalk, he said he could still see perfectly out of it as it was dangling around...


FER-EEEAKY

                                SHAVE THE CHEERLEADER SAVE THE WORLD

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stoocake
02/01/2008 at 13:52
Mmm that put my off my meatballs.
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Pirahna
02/01/2008 at 14:01
Which reminds me of the bloke in 300 who lost an eye. He says to the king ""It's only an eye, God saw fit to bless me with a spare"
Scorchio
02/01/2008 at 14:06
Pirahna wrote
Which reminds me of the bloke in 300 who lost an eye. He says to the king ""It's only an eye, God saw fit to bless me with a spare"


That's almost as cool as a biker with a loud zorst !
Tricked up K5 Gixxer-6....

byker28i
02/01/2008 at 14:16
Not you too?

How does he ever get insurance




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stoocake
02/01/2008 at 14:19
What's the guy in the bottom right of the last photo cheering about?
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Severen
02/01/2008 at 14:23
stoocake wrote
What's the guy in the bottom right of the last photo cheering about?


That's Nashtax. He's celebrating his intact helmet.
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stoocake
02/01/2008 at 14:35
Severen wrote
That's Nashtax. He's celebrating his intact helmet.


I just spewed on my keyboard. FPMSL
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Clanktank
02/01/2008 at 14:35
Yeah, but the one on the left is having his own little dance cos he's so happy that he's trashed his Harley.

Don't blame him really.


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chillitt
02/01/2008 at 14:37
poor obs
Severen
02/01/2008 at 14:37
Clanktank wrote
Yeah, but the one on the left is having his own little dance cos he's so happy that he's trashed his Harley.

Don't blame him really.


No he's not. He's kicking several shades of shit out of the twat who knocked him off.
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CanisMajor
02/01/2008 at 16:32
Was this that Russian event that was posted on youtube then a couple of years ago? Useless tossers
Utterly Fazed
02/01/2008 at 16:47
stoocake wrote

I caught my leg in the chain and it ripped it off from the knee down,



Have you tried suprglue for that leg its good stuff you know

and you may be able to sue the chain manufacturer, as I bet there wasn't a warning on it saying "Caution! this chain may rip your leg off" was there.
Kitch
02/01/2008 at 17:01
If you hadn't taken your sprocket cover off to show off to your crew about how it makes your bike faster, you'd have been fine.
stoocake
03/01/2008 at 10:51
Yeah I tried superglue, which worked for a while, but lastnight when I was out riding a herd of cattle deliberately blocked the road in front of me and wrote off my bike.

It's ok, I just need a new indicator lens, but yeah it's written off.

Just waiting on my courtesy leg now. The ball is rolling
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03/01/2008 at 10:52
stoocake wrote
It's ok, I just need a new indicator lens, but yeah it's written off.

Just waiting on my courtesy leg now. The ball is rolling


genuine LOL
Foxy
03/01/2008 at 11:07
Gosh, all the fun I've missed. Not that he takes any notice when he gets called a cunt.
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