How to stop dog fouling my front garden?

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MyLittleStudPony
22/10/2007 at 18:01
It's hardly a garden - just a three foot wide strip of gravel separating my house from the pavement.

About every week or two a new dog shit appears and I have to get rid of it.

Any idea how to stop it?

If I knew the dirty cunt that owned the dog I'd happily empty a bag of my own shyte through their letter box.
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Blackvisor
22/10/2007 at 18:02
Sounds like a big litter tray
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ChopstickJim
22/10/2007 at 18:03
shoot the fuckers
KneeDragonR1
22/10/2007 at 18:04
Get a cat.
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tedmagnum
22/10/2007 at 18:05
Kill it, kill it until it is dead !!

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spliffyaid
22/10/2007 at 18:05
plant land mines
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22/10/2007 at 18:08
Could be Pikeys, have you considered that?
MyLittleStudPony
22/10/2007 at 18:09
KneeDragonR1 wrote
Get a cat.


I have a cat. Mr Pickles has, so far, not prevented the problem. He is old and lazy.
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Muddi Babe
22/10/2007 at 18:21
Fresh orange peel scattered around the perimeter of your garden!

dogs hate the citrus smell!! either that or try sprinkling lemon juice from a bottle!
forteh
22/10/2007 at 18:21
Get a lion.
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ChopstickJim
22/10/2007 at 18:22
MyLittleStudPony wrote
I have a cat. Mr Pickles has, so far, not prevented the problem. He is old and lazy.


shoot that fucker then and get a new one who will do the job

.............who the fuck names thier cat Mr Pickles............
spliffyaid
22/10/2007 at 18:22
A Howitzer gun?
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22/10/2007 at 18:24
but three maglites, do the "laser" conversion thats up on Google with the aid of a cheap CD player, burn there legs off ??
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Lucy
22/10/2007 at 18:27
Put up a fence?

God
22/10/2007 at 18:28
ChopstickJim wrote


.............who the fuck names thier cat Mr Pickles............


A comedy horse?
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Phlik
22/10/2007 at 18:29
ChopstickJim wrote
.............who the fuck names thier cat Mr Pickles............




Mr Pickles does sound ghey. Next door neighbour had a little hairy rat bastard of a dog.....called charm, he sounded a right tw@t calling it in

Not quite sure how having a cat is going to stop the dog laying an egg on your front garden/yard/liter tray. Just wait for it to come and lay another mix then batter it.

Phlik
God
22/10/2007 at 18:29
Lucy wrote
Put up a fence?


Good grief woman, how do you ever expect to progress on here if you keep coming up with solid, sensible advice like that?



Some people.
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ChopstickJim
22/10/2007 at 18:29
Lucy wrote
Put up a fence?


and sell stolen items at discount prices................how the fuck is going to solve dog shit in your garden
God
22/10/2007 at 18:31
On reflection, I doubt it's the same animal.

If it is, it has one hell of a constipation problem.

Pray it never goes to the vets and it'll be dead within the year.
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KneeDragonR1
22/10/2007 at 18:34
Muddi Babe wrote
Fresh orange peel scattered around the perimeter of your garden!

dogs hate the citrus smell!! either that or try sprinkling lemon juice from a bottle!



Cats hate the citrus smell, apparently. not necessarily dogs.

Some dog shampoos are even citrus scented.
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