How to deal with those annoying "chain-letter" emails

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29/10/2001 at 14:11
TAKE A BIG HINT OUT THERE..... STOP THE MADDNESS!!!

Hello, my name is ____. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe that if you send them on, a poor
6-year-old girl in Africa with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, £1000? How stupid are we?

"Ooooh, looky here!

If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every
good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullsh*t.
Maybe the
evil chain letter leprechauns will come
into my house and sodomize me in
my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD
and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fuck them.

If you're going to forward something, at
least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends,
and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think
about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
your own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter
that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of
your life,
delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making
them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a
dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the £5-00 per letter
he'll
receive if you forward this email.

Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF
TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!!
THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD
PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.


THANKS & REGARDS
29/10/2001 at 14:14
Nidge wrote

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.


Will it really ?

VDTD1Fas / BN#250 / TIT#3C / VDA#250 / TFG#4 / TOFFS3 / SSSD (Poof) # 2 / HBA#1 / VDFF#5 / AC#1200/2
29/10/2001 at 14:17
Says so doesn't it?
29/10/2001 at 14:17
Nidge wrote

Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF
TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!!
THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD
PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.


Yes there is.
29/10/2001 at 14:21
Nidge wrote


Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.


I look forward to that

29/10/2001 at 14:22
Nidge wrote

Says so doesn't it?


Yeah, must be true then

< takes a copy to send to all his friends >

VDTD1Fas / BN#250 / TIT#3C / VDA#250 / TFG#4 / TOFFS3 / SSSD (Poof) # 2 / HBA#1 / VDFF#5 / AC#1200/2
29/10/2001 at 14:24
Oh Nidge, the leprechauns are gonna hate you now. Just make sure you sleep on your back m8.




29/10/2001 at 14:26
Should this have been posted in Humour? I think it should you know Still wasn't funny though.


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29/10/2001 at 14:27
silentmemory wrote

Should this have been posted in Humour? I think it should you know Still wasn't funny though.


poof
29/10/2001 at 14:28
silentmemory wrote

Should this have been posted in Humour?


No, it's a lesson in netiquette. I thought you of all people would have liked to see it in the "General" forum.

29/10/2001 at 14:30
Nidge wrote

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.


How about we go without underwear tomorrow, just for the day.

Would that be OK?

Its no good looking for the needle if you have already lost the thread.
29/10/2001 at 14:38
Works for me Reets
29/10/2001 at 16:13
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29/10/2001 at 17:29
Nidge wrote

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.THANKS & REGARDS
I'm going commando tomorrow just in case.

"You cannot prove the nonexistence of God; you just have to take it on faith." Woody Allen

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