Hi my names Jennifer

and I have a massive hairy cock!

WTF - I was at North Shields quay this afternoon to see the Ark Royal sail out of the Tyne (and to show off my new 500 Bullet Classic) and I popped into the cafe for a hot chocolate.

Behind the counter stood a very tall, like 6ft plus, slim lady in her mid twenties and a middle aged man. I asked for a hot chocolate whislt looking down to find the velcro on my gloves and the middle aged man replied as the lady went off to make my brew. 

BUT - when the lady returned and askerd for the £2.10 I realised the middle aged man had not actually replied at all - it had been the lady all along who had spoke. That Sheila was a bloke. She then asked me if I wanted squirty cream - no I fucking did not.

I was actually quite disturbed, becuase at first look this was all women - I had to look for the large hands and shoulders tell tale - a bloke who slims down that much to be a woman must be starving himself. My reflex was to recoil.

Anyway, I took her round the back for a good hard shag and gave her a reach around just to be sure, then went outsise to wave to the sailors before thumping off on my Bullet.

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and I have a massive hairy cock!

WTF - I was at North Shields quay this afternoon to see the Ark Royal sail out of the Tyne (and to show off my new 500 Bullet Classic) and I popped into the cafe for a hot chocolate.

Behind the counter stood a very tall, like 6ft plus, slim lady in her mid twenties and a middle aged man. I asked for a hot chocolate whislt looking down to find the velcro on my gloves and the middle aged man replied as the lady went off to make my brew. 

BUT - when the lady returned and askerd for the £2.10 I realised the middle aged man had not actually replied at all - it had been the lady all along who had spoke. That Sheila was a bloke. She then asked me if I wanted squirty cream - no I fucking did not.

I was actually quite disturbed, becuase at first look this was all women - I had to look for the large hands and shoulders tell tale - a bloke who slims down that much to be a woman must be starving himself. My reflex was to recoil.

Anyway, I took her round the back for a good hard shag and gave her a reach around just to be sure, then went outsise to wave to the sailors before thumping off on my Bullet.

Tell us your shemale stories

Not a shemale story but i was part of the team that nearly sunk that vessel when it was being prepped . Job was to burn off the launching ramps when it was afloat , i was the divers tender , the diver was a brummie or so he says he was , turns out he was a plant to make Tyne Divers lose the contract , he burnt a hole into the hull 12 inches long useing an oxy arc

We where frog marched off the job but not before signing a shit load of papers , 18 years old and bricking it i was 

We never found out the true identity of that bloke fcker 

WHO CARES WINS

Arranged a date with a woman on the internet. Nice pictures and stuff. I quite liked her so I arranged to meet her for lunch at an Italian place near work that I like. When she turned up it was a bloke in a dress. I was too embarassed to say much. 'She' then tells me that it's her dead wife's clothes and she wears them and meets up with blokes because it's keeping her memory alive.

Waiters thought it was hilarious but I declined the kind offer of a blow job.

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Arranged a date with a woman on the internet. Nice pictures and stuff. I quite liked her so I arranged to meet her for lunch at an Italian place near work that I like. When she turned up it was a bloke in a dress. I was too embarassed to say much. 'She' then tells me that it's her dead wife's clothes and she wears them and meets up with blokes because it's keeping her memory alive.

Waiters thought it was hilarious but I declined the kind offer of a blow job.

 

 it is soooooo true ......  maybe I didn't refuse the blow job....