help the Haitians

 for a translation to what they are really saying;

Give us money, white people. Lots of it. Give it to us because God said so. (Or something) ...besides, you owe us 
“No more biscuits, we don’t like them, we want real food”

If you want to help the Haitians, help them rebuild their country, don’t rebuild it for them. If you really want to help them, buy their coffee. Demand it in Starbucks, demand it in Waitrose, slap yourself on the arse and demand it in Asda.

MaxBarger wrote (see)

Watching Haitians being interviewed on TV last night gave me new insight to what's happening  there. It seems everyone was asking the same question, “When are they coming to help us?” Bodies decaying in the streets others still trapped under the rubble yet the majority of the Haitians are sitting asking, Where are the people with the food, water and money?”  

 for a translation to what they are really saying;

Give us money, white people. Lots of it. Give it to us because God said so. (Or something) ...besides, you owe us 
“No more biscuits, we don’t like them, we want real food”

If you want to help the Haitians, help them rebuild their country, don’t rebuild it for them. If you really want to help them, buy their coffee. Demand it in Starbucks, demand it in Waitrose, slap yourself on the arse and demand it in Asda.

 Do not give any money to any fake charities or any governments. They will only spend it on more staff, bonuses for the directors, windmills, uniforms, or other shite. Just buy their coffee. It's actually very good.

CaroleRash wrote (see)

CHARITY' given by the poor, stolen by the rich, in rip off Britian

basic. wrote (see)

Carole, When I said that's 10p per person I meant per capita in the UK. In that one UK citizen can only say they've donated 10p if the Government gives out £6,000,000. I do not work for, nor beg on behalf of, charities. I'd be interested to know which large aid charity you are referring to when you say that the use 90% on themselves and 10% on donations. I hope it's not a spurious statistic that you've made up on the spot otherwise that would discredit your views pretty convincingly. I don't own a BMW, nor any such finance deal as you're suggesting, I saved for several months to buy a second hand bike out right.

well you have made a basic assumption that everyone in the country works and pays tax, which as we all know isnt true.so your maths is way off. but then i bet you dont pay tax so it probably doesnt concern you.

the Haitians are now rioting and looting  just like the population of new orleans did, look at japan they suffer earthquakes but do not suffer from looting etc. 

brothas and sistas,

i am writing to you to ask for your help for haiti, things are getting desperate. vital supplies of fried chicken and marijuana are not getting through.

please give genoroulsy or i will stick pins in the voodoo doll i made for you all.

 Jean-Baptiste

basic by your own admission you were out by a factor of six on your maths.

if i was given the choice between giving the money to our own OAP's to stop them dying during winter and sending it to haiti, i would choose the OAP's every day of the week.

Unfortunately i cant type as much as you have due to my advanced age making my hands sore, but answer me this.

why are the haitain's refusing food?

why are the haitains shooting at the rescue teams?

why are the haitains blocking the roads with dead bodies and burning tyres?

also why are you calling me a racist? 

Jean-Baptiste wrote (see)

brothas and sistas,

i am writing to you to ask for your help for haiti, things are getting desperate. vital supplies of fried chicken and marijuana are not getting through.

please give genoroulsy or i will stick pins in the voodoo doll i made for you all.

Kwéyòl

 Jean-Baptiste

during the cold weather i walked to the shops with a list from my elderly neighbours as i completely agree that people should help each other.

next thing you will be telling me that live aid was a roaring success?

it is commendable that you want to help another person, but why not start at home first? 

here is a good (and short) article from the times

basic. wrote (see)

Nice one wavydave... ... and don't tell me where you live is a lovely place, really nice. Just one thing... few to many coloureds for your liking.

 where i live there are very few coloured faces.

tell me basic, why are you making this a racial thing ?? the disaster has fook all to do with race, so what  right do you have to make racial insinuations to me when all i did was find a post funny ?

wavydave13 wrote (see)

basic. wrote (see)

Nice one wavydave... ... and don't tell me where you live is a lovely place, really nice. Just one thing... few to many coloureds for your liking.

 where i live there are very few coloured faces.

tell me basic, why are you making this a racial thing ?? the disaster has fook all to do with race, so what  right do you have to make racial insinuations to me when all i did was find a post funny ?