had any exotic injuries?

Taipan

27/10/2005 at 10:37

I got bitten by an Adder.

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Stig 2

27/10/2005 at 10:39

Thats not exotic, you can get bitten by adders in the UK

I'd rather be a skunks pussy than ginger

adeyboy

27/10/2005 at 10:39

I've stabbed myself

Sometimes you gotta lose yourself to find anything

Wingnut

27/10/2005 at 10:46

I was bitten by an adder in Suffolk when I was about 12. Fucking hurt.

Also been bitten by one of my pet tarantulas... Again, fucking hurt.

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motopat

27/10/2005 at 10:47

I had the shits in Spain

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matboyslim

27/10/2005 at 10:48

Stig wrote

Thats not exotic, you can get bitten by adders in the UK

If you ask him nicely he will bite you anywhere in the EU

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Stig 2

27/10/2005 at 10:50

matboyslim wrote

If you ask him nicely he will bite you anywhere in the EU

hahaha nice one Matt!

I'd rather be a skunks pussy than ginger

ABF

27/10/2005 at 10:50

Had my teeth smashed in as a result of an Old English Sheepdog chasing me while running with a rugby ball on tarmac in Mumbles. Not exactly exotic, but it fucking hurt at the time I remember.

pajr777

27/10/2005 at 10:51

Had to administer first aid to someone on the same dive boat - dosey bint used her hand to pull herself through a hatch inside a wreck in the Red Sea and got stung by a lion fish. Golden rule: don't use your hands, if you absolutely have to, use one finger and only touch parts you can see! She went into shock, had to assist her to the surface and back onto the dive boat. Then very hot water on the sting site to break down the poison, lots of rest and water. She was ok to dive again the next day.

Quite glad it was her actually, she was one of those people who have always done better/further/more things than you.

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Murvalous

27/10/2005 at 10:52

I had gastro entritus (cant be bothered to look up spelling) in Kavos (shit hole) and ended up shitting out everything for a week, like a drink of water would come out my arse within about 10 mins!

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matboyslim

27/10/2005 at 10:54

Stig wrote

hahaha nice one Matt!

Its not often but when i do sometimes they are good!

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Hunter

27/10/2005 at 11:15

i had a Basal Cranial Fracture...

apparently it'sa skull fracture that is millimetres form the brain stem... quite a high risk of death...

oh and i had one of me nuts twisted around when i was a kid cos two Chinese guys from the local Chinky Take Away were doing Kung Fu on me in the local tennis club... one of the mdid htis mad jumping kick spinning thing and caught me sauare in the jewels...nearly had to have the little fella removed... but he pulled through in the end/... bless....

:-)

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adeyboy

27/10/2005 at 11:17

Hunter wrote

i had a Basal Cranial Fracture...

apparently it'sa skull fracture that is millimetres form the brain stem... quite a high risk of death...

oh and i had one of me nuts twisted around when i was a kid cos two Chinese guys from the local Chinky Take Away were doing Kung Fu on me in the local tennis club... nearly had to have the little fella removed... but he pulled through in the end/... bless....

:-)

Christ that sounds painful.!!!!
The skull fracture couln't have been pleasant either.

Sometimes you gotta lose yourself to find anything

Hunter

27/10/2005 at 11:19

funniest thing bout me nut was when i was in hospital they brought about 15 student nurses into havea look at it..lol... thing was fucking agony and i had 15 spotty nerds gawking at it...lol...

OH THE HUMANITY OF IT!!!!

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ABF

27/10/2005 at 11:30

Oh, I did suffer a cracked skull and broken neck in 1998 while refereeing a pro-wrestling match, at a show in Cheltenham.

binned_it

27/10/2005 at 11:30

Hunter wrote

funniest thing bout me nut was when i was in hospital they brought about 15 student nurses into havea look at it..lol... thing was fucking agony and i had 15 spotty nerds gawking at it...lol...

OH THE HUMANITY OF IT!!!!

I almost had a bollock removed, signed the forms and everything.
Turned out I had summit wrong with me guts.

In my pain killer enduced fuzz I did remember to ask for a prosthetic - you have to ask with the NHS, they don't offer.

Luckily I didn't need it removed cos feck knows what crappy old wooden bollock I would have ended up with!