Simon Ikins: Serial cheater, compulsive liar and general dickhead out for all the sex he can get.
remember his sad act?!? like to know what has come of him in the last few years?!?Well......speaking as a his new ex-girlfriend, he's an even bigger fuck up then he was then. I apologise for any abdominal injuries caused by hysterical laughter from the stories I am about to tell you. 1. He's claiming to people/friends/potential girlfriends that he was a CMT for 4 years. Clearly forgetting the article is plastered all over the internet. He will tell stories of him fighting in Iraq claiming he has been in 'war zones' and 'been shot at'. He made an excuse to one of the girls he's been with that he can't go into clubs because he can't handle crowds. bangs and loads noises because it reminds him of when he was in Iraq and being under fire.
2. The story he told me about the incident with the sergeant was blown completely out of propotion. He told me that sergeant hit him round the head eight times with an iron bar, knocking him out and causing him to spend two weeks in hosptial. He bragged to me about his persistance, that he was knocked to the floor several times of the eight, dared to get up by the sergeant, and would stand up again trying to get one up on the sergeant. Does that really sound like the same story to you?!?
3. He trained as a CFR. From this he got an i.d card which he proudly wears along with his I.d card. Only thing is...he never actually qualified!
4. In the 9 months we were together, he was also seeing/sleeping with an estimated 11 other girls. 2 of who I know personally, 2 who i have mutual friends with and the rest in various locations where he will ride out for the main purpose...to have sex, before riding back. At various point during our relationship, he would claim to take himself off on the bike, wales, newcastle, blackpool, where his is said to have girls waiting, who he would brag about. 5. He uses ill relatives as an excuse to maintain distance so that he can disappear off to sleep around. His main claim to me was that his aunt was a recovering alcoholic and had terminal liver cancer and that he had to refurbish her house to make it easier for her to be at home and stay with her to prevent her deterioration. Other stories have been: his uncle collapsed and spend all night in hospital, his sister had a car accident and that his mum was terminally ill; all excuses made to various girls, at various points to take himself off to another girl waiting. Its hard to believe, i know, but that is all true. The reason I know that it is lies, is that he would brag to friends (all friends of mine) that I thought he was 'at hospital with his aunt' but he was off to some girls house. This is the worse bit for me, I'm sorry but what sick bastard uses illness as an excuse, especially cancer, considering how many people are affected by the condition, and its common fatality. 6. Constantly bragging to mutual friends where he has been, what girls he's been with. That he was meeting up with me and he would have the other girls waiting at his house, or expecting him to come over and so would use many excuses...mainly 'auntie' excuses in order to get away quickly. 7. He's generally a complete knob. He treats his friends and girlfriends like shit (aside from the constant cheating). Do you think the sad act realises if he was to treat us all well he could have carried on a lot longer and we would have never known the difference.Considering he's claiming he's 'ex-CMT' he has got generally zero respect for anything or anyone. This is a warning to any of you out there, do not associate with him. He gets around a surprising amount, guess he's got his BMW 1200RT to thank for that. He's good at charming his way in and always knows wha
...He's good at charming his way in and always knows what to say. Some of his 'performances' to me when i have confronted him have been oscar worthy! If you want to know any other funny stories, let me know. You can't make this stuff up, you couldnt write it. Generally everything that was said in this is true. I should write a book 'The life of Simon Ikins'. It would be a best seller.Sorry stupid text limit cut the last bit off
Was he crap in bed? Could he get it up?
Sorry to disappoint but I cant say he was crap, but there were a few times when we were having sex and he'd go floppy. HA! he'd make the excuse to me that he got really nervous around grils and so it just happens. He tried to say to one of the other girls, who I have spoken to that he said he tried to fight the urges and so it just happened. Can't quite work out the last one if I am honest.
I can't say anything about this guy
Thats the feeling of most people who have spoken to me, you just can't say anything....
But otherwise he's fine, right?
HA! Yeah...apart from the lying, cheating and manipulation he's a gem!
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