freakiest chick you've ever knobbed?

Hunter

14/12/2007 at 12:09

anyone here ever bang a dwarf?

mongo?

amputee?

conjoined twin?

spina bifida?

post-op tranny?

come on guys fess up..

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Daveyboy78

14/12/2007 at 12:11

A Welsh bird.

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Storm29

14/12/2007 at 12:12

Afrikaans bird

Harry Monk

14/12/2007 at 12:12

Done a slapper about 25 years ago who had to use crutches to walk.Her left leg was bent back in the other direction to the right so she walked really funny without the sticks which is why the lads all called her kickstart,blinding fuck though

Its easy enough to be happy,when the world rolls along like a song

But a mans worthwhile,if he can smile when everythings gone fucking wrong

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Hunter

14/12/2007 at 12:14

Harry Monk wrote

Done a slapper about 25 years ago who had to use crutches to walk.Her left leg was bent back in the other direction to the right so she walked really funny without the sticks which is why the lads all called her kickstart,blinding fuck though

dude - you're hilarious...

i banged this chick whos chin was so big she was called CashBox...lol... i kept pressing her nose in the hopes her lower jaw would pop out n go DING

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Harry Monk

14/12/2007 at 12:16

Hunter wrote

dude - you're hilarious...

i banged this chick whos chin was so big she was called CashBox...lol... i kept pressing her nose in the hopes her lower jaw would pop out n go DING

We are the same chap,if it moves and has a pulse I will fuck it,my mates fish stop swimming when I go round there

Its easy enough to be happy,when the world rolls along like a song

But a mans worthwhile,if he can smile when everythings gone fucking wrong

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nique

14/12/2007 at 12:17

Went home with a bird one night, another guy turned up...... he didn't leave, so I kind of said to her "Aint you gonna ask him to leave?' Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

Then she said Actually this is my Hussband

Young Nique shits him self and makes excuses then leaves.....on the way out of the door he hears 'You're not gonna hit me again?'

Walking home decides to ring to see that she's OK, She is and asks me to come back says he's gone.

Get there then she tells me thats wasn't her husband and she didn't know why she said it......then got to bone her

She had hairy nips

Very bizarre night

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Wingnut

14/12/2007 at 12:18

My conquests were all decent looking enough, however more than a few were mental bunny boilers...

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MyLittleStudPony

14/12/2007 at 12:21

nique wrote

Went home with a bird one night, another guy turned up...... he didn't leave, so I kind of said to her "Aint you gonna ask him to leave?' Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

Then she said Actually this is my Hussband

Young Nique shits him self and makes excuses then leaves.....on the way out of the door he hears 'You're not gonna hit me again?'

Walking home decides to ring to see that she's OK, She is and asks me to come back says he's gone.

Get there then she tells me thats wasn't her husband and she didn't know why she said it......then got to bone her

She had hairy nips

Very bizarre night

Bet he was hiding in the wardrobe, wanking as you nailed her.

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Taipan

14/12/2007 at 12:23

A limbless midget.

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MisterJ

14/12/2007 at 12:23

One bird I went out with was a total womentalist, does that count as freaky?

I ignored her mental problems as she was uber fit and loved sex.

When I used to call in to see her after work she used to say things like "Would you like your blow job before or after dinner?"

She was great, I miss her.

Fielder

14/12/2007 at 12:24

post op tranny when I was 15 and in Florida. Long story. I was young

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Wingnut

14/12/2007 at 12:26

Oh, one pulled a knife on me once, mid-shag. Really spoiled my rhythm

MyLittleStudPony

14/12/2007 at 12:26

Fielder wrote

post op tranny when I was 15 and in Florida. Long story. I was young

Quoted so can't be altered/deleted. :smoke:

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Fitlang plus wan

14/12/2007 at 12:27

Banged a mental English bird when I was a student. Said she couldn't come unless I was punching her in the face, so she starts punching me in the face and calling me a fag. Whole time I'm still ploughing away.
Rammstein at full blast too.

She ditched me saying the 'sex wasn't doing anything for her'

Taipan

14/12/2007 at 12:30

yourguitarhero wrote

Banged a mental English bird when I was a student. Said she couldn't come unless I was punching her in the face, so she starts punching me in the face and calling me a fag. Whole time I'm still ploughing away.
Rammstein at full blast too.

She ditched me saying the 'sex wasn't doing anything for her'

Should have put Smack my bitch up on and lamped it a few times and given her a multi.

Fielder

14/12/2007 at 12:31

Wingnut wrote

Oh, one pulled a knife on me once, mid-shag. Really spoiled my rhythm

That's so hot! i once banged this bairly legal chick who loved knife and sword sex

Nik Samson

14/12/2007 at 12:32

Wingnut wrote

Oh, one pulled a knife on me once, mid-shag. Really spoiled my rhythm

One opened her wrists on me.

I didn't think I was that bad a shag.

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Wingnut

14/12/2007 at 12:32

Tomcat wrote

They do tend to make great shags though

Oh fuck yeah!

I always go for slightly off-kilter girls... I find 'normal' ones so boring... and mad ones are, as you say, great in bed

Lol @ Nik

nique

14/12/2007 at 12:40

Nik Samson wrote

One opened her wrists on me.

I didn't think I was that bad a shag.

Really, I had one like that....although slightly different (about 10 years ago)

In the cold light of day decided my previous evenings conquest shouldn't happen again...so told her.

She then drove to a layby and 'slashed' her wrists with a Stanley knife after apparently trying to buy a hose pipe from the garage across the road. Now everyone knows her as Helen Stanley....no relation to Paul I don't think

She then drove herself to hospital

Had her parents on the phone to me going ape-shit at me.....to this day I still don't understand why.

Fookin mentalist be-atch

Walked past her in a pub about 2 years ago, hadn't seen her since that fateful weekend...heard her, very loudly, say to her mate "YEah that's him, I wouldn't have him again"

BWaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa. Laughed so much I nearly bought her a drink............

So I MUST have been that bad she decided to try and top herself

.........bugger

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