Foxes

human

02/10/2003 at 22:21

Little bastards have just been in my garden, pulled the fountain and lights out of my pond, and chewed through the cables.

qwerty

02/10/2003 at 22:23

human wrote

Little bastards have just been in my garden, pulled the fountain and lights out of my pond, and chewed through the cables.

Buy a horse and pack, then hunt the bastards down.

whitebird

02/10/2003 at 22:23

Don't you have a pack of dogs handy?

Doggo

02/10/2003 at 22:29

I blame Gary Lineker.

Yes, usually the bike does go underneath the rider.

Rich_W

02/10/2003 at 22:52

I think no Pack of hounds would stand up to these!

Rich

Catanonia

03/10/2003 at 01:30

hahhahahahahahah

wot now treehugger ???

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TreeHugger

03/10/2003 at 09:38

Catanonia wrote

hahhahahahahahah

wot now treehugger ???

Who you calling a TreeHugger?

You blighters on yer big multi-cylinder gas guzzling rocket ships are probably responsible for the fox population explosion anyway, by upsetting some other part of the delicate ecological balance!

Two Coats

03/10/2003 at 09:40

Mr Soap wrote

Buy a horse and pack, then hunt the bastards down.

Bugger beaten me to it

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Danny_Two

03/10/2003 at 09:50

human wrote

Little bastards have just been in my garden, pulled the fountain and lights out of my pond, and chewed through the cables.

How come they never got electrocuted?

human

03/10/2003 at 09:57

It was switched off.

They really are incredibly destructive. Before they've dug up my lawn and pot plants, attacked the hard top for my car which I keep out there under a tarpaulin, and shat everywhere. They also use my garden as a boxing ring and make noises like a child screaming as they have it out.

They'll be getting no hugs from me

gremlin

03/10/2003 at 10:22

Send an e-mail to Tony Blair hinting that they might have WMD. That'll feck 'em.

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byker28i

03/10/2003 at 10:25

Don't forget to mention 45 minutes...

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Danny_Two

03/10/2003 at 10:34

human wrote

It was switched off.

They really are incredibly destructive. Before they've dug up my lawn and pot plants, attacked the hard top for my car which I keep out there under a tarpaulin, and shat everywhere. They also use my garden as a boxing ring and make noises like a child screaming as they have it out.

They'll be getting no hugs from me

Leave it on in future...and get an air riffle.

Luke

03/10/2003 at 12:03

Bastard fox nearly had me off the back of the bike on Saturday

riding down near Winchester at a fair speed, when a car ahead of me hit a fox at well over 100. The fox pretty much exploded and I got a bit of fox rump hit me full on the visor. Hit me so hard I nearly came off!

That's one less to dig up your garden!

Tazzie

03/10/2003 at 12:09

Get down to your local garden centre and buy the powder that sees foxes off (do a search it's been recommended on here before I just cna't remember the name)

I do feel for you, the smell of them is minging, horrid nasty verminous creatures

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verbal

03/10/2003 at 12:49

TreeHugger wrote

Who you calling a TreeHugger?

You blighters on yer big multi-cylinder gas guzzling rocket ships are probably responsible for the fox population explosion anyway, by upsetting some other part of the delicate ecological balance!

Cat calls evryone a treehugger I think it's his fav expression.... you know a bit like someone else would say Arsehole.

Couch Commando

03/10/2003 at 12:51

yeh bastids, they have no right sharing this planet with us, bloody underclass of animals lets destroy 'em all

I have enough bikes thanks

human

26/12/2003 at 14:45

Grrr. One of the feckers crapped on my back doorstep last night, and I just stepped in it wearing socks. Luckily I'd just got off the bike and was still wearing my Seal Skinz, so nothing seeped through. They are testing my love for nature

Fruit'n'nut

26/12/2003 at 14:48

Tazzie wrote

Get down to your local garden centre and buy the powder that sees foxes off

i didn't know garden centres sold gun-powder

Hairy Ben

26/12/2003 at 14:57

Go and wee in the garden where they normally dig up.. they don't like the smell so it works in much the same way as the powder or liquids you can buy from the garden center

Try not to wee on the chewed through cables though

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