I wasn't allowed a bike. Mum & Dad denied it to me saying they were dreadfully dangerous, and anyhow, Grandpa had died on one and there was no way I was going to add to the family death toll.
So I went out and bought one.
I borrowed 50 quid from my neighbour, who at 17 had just started a modelling job in Japan and was loaded. Knowing absolutely ZERO I bought a little yellow Yamaha 125 from a council estate in Camberley, the Old Dean I think, and without any paperwork and 'gifted' poly open-face lid, ventured out into the big blue yonder.
Twenty minutes down the road the engine blew, smashing the crankcases and locking the bike up. Dejected.... I rolled it into someone's garden and walked away.
Dad was horrified.... and said 'if I was going to ride motorbikes it was best I had one that didn't kill me through mechanical failure'. So, [and bless him], he dug deep into his pockets and bought..... from Dave Kent Motorcycles in Fleet...... a brand, spanking, new..... black & luxurious chrome
MZ TS125.
I was horrified, but accepted the gift graciously.
Very soon afterwards I PX'd it for a brand spanking knew KMX125..... and never once looked back. He was hurt..... sure..... but hey, needs must!