And while we're at it, let's go back to playing snooker with straight-ish hazel twigs. None of this silly 100% straight laquered stuff.
Wanna buy a football?
100% natural pig's bladder? 
You are missing the point, again.

It is about trying to make F1 equal for everyone.
Snooker: Both players have a 100% straight laquered snooker cue, so it relies on their skill, instead of the randomness of a hazel twig.
Football: Pigs bladder or football, the 22 players all use the same ball.
F1: At the moment the team with the most money wins, and generally has fuck all to do with skill. With all of the driver aids and technical shit on the car, there really isn't as much skill required as years ago. Ages ago I really enjoyed every second sunday, as the F1 was on, it was great and the championship was usually on the line in every race.
Now I despise watching it, it has evolved into a futile sport.
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