Do this to a colleague on your way out of the building.

Taipan

13/09/2007 at 15:06

Take a square of paper. say 6x6, and write upon it, "Gay and available". then attach a piece of sellotape to it and pat your mate on the back as you say goodbye and go your seperate ways home.

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13/09/2007 at 15:06

What if the headmaster spots it?

There'll be bother.

Taipan

13/09/2007 at 15:17

PG wrote

What if the headmaster spots it?

There'll be bother.

Nay bother. Tis fun. Especially if you watch them walk down the road like it.

Danny_Two

13/09/2007 at 15:19

I was just queing up in Tesco's, there was a bloke with a 'now wash your hands' sticker on his back.

Judge

13/09/2007 at 15:23

What if the bloke in your office is gay??

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Taipan

13/09/2007 at 15:24

Judge wrote

What if the bloke in your office is gay??

Loses its amusement value as they may find true love.

byker28i

13/09/2007 at 15:26

Taipan wrote

Take a square of paper. say 6x6,

Oh please - don't you keep up with the times. It's "Shirtlifter and available"

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wobbler

13/09/2007 at 15:27

Taipan wrote

Take a square of paper. say 6x6, and write upon it, "Gay and available". then attach a piece of sellotape to it and pat your mate on the back as you say goodbye and go your seperate ways home.

Then wait until the fucker files a sexual discrimination claim against the company, and you have to explain to a bunch of humourless turds that it was a joke.

'I think the moral is, people are cunts. End of.'
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Cheb

13/09/2007 at 15:34

wobbler wrote

Then wait until the fucker files a sexual discrimination claim against the company, and you have to explain to a bunch of humourless turds that it was a joke.

Do you blame the turds for being humourless?

There they are, biding their time in a nice warm and comfortable colon and someone keeps prodding at them.

y2blade

13/09/2007 at 15:35

byker28i wrote

Oh please - don't you keep up with the times. It's "Shirtlifter and available"

"nick nick"

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the oaf

13/09/2007 at 15:37

Taipan wrote

Take a square of paper. say 6x6, and write upon it, "Gay and available". then attach a piece of sellotape to it and pat your mate on the back as you say goodbye and go your seperate ways home.

My brother got banned from MacDonalds for writing "Anal Sex" on the piece of paper he surrepticiously applied to the back of one of his mates shirts who worked there... applied right under the phrase "I'm loving it".

Do you know what people are mostly? Bastards! Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring back the porn!"

wobbler

13/09/2007 at 15:40

Cheb wrote

Do you blame the turds for being humourless?

There they are biding their time in a nice warm and comfortable colon and someone keeps prodding at them before giving them jobs at McDonalds.

'I think the moral is, people are cunts. End of.'
Dave KL250

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KneeDragonR1

13/09/2007 at 18:40

the oaf wrote

My brother got banned from MacDonalds for writing "Anal Sex" on the piece of paper he surrepticiously applied to the back of one of his mates shirts who worked there... applied right under the phrase "I'm loving it".

It was worth it!

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Chewie

13/09/2007 at 19:23

If you hate him that much wouldn't it be easier to punch his face in?

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ZRX61

13/09/2007 at 20:03

Was sitting in a college class on Monday & the guy next to me flops his book open. In LARGE letters across the inside of the cover were the words "I'm gay & I like balls in my face"....

He's kinda pissed that everyone now calls him Teabag... LOL!!

If I wanted to make a life-long career out of working with the mentally retarded I would have gone into Special Education or opened a Harley Davidson dealership

KneeDragonR1

13/09/2007 at 20:09

ZRX61 wrote

Was sitting in a college class on Monday & the guy next to me flops his book open. In LARGE letters across the inside of the cover were the words "I'm gay & I like balls in my face"....

He's kinda pissed that everyone now calls him Teabag... LOL!!

The funniest things happen in clown college.lol

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Taipan

19/09/2007 at 10:22

I know I'm childish but i just did this to my mate who has gone down Oxford St. He just rang me and said "Cunt" and hung up!

Another one that cracks me up is when we get Reps come in to see people. I always tip them off and say oh speak up a bit my Boss is a bit deaf. They always thank me and then walk in and shout at my Boss.

PJEC

19/09/2007 at 10:25

We had a load of pink equipment status stickers so made a huge penis on the back of one of the guys jackets, he went to collect his car whilst we watched him on the cctv walking down the street with people pointing and laughing at him. It was very, very funny!

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19/09/2007 at 10:31

we worked with a right knob on a deployment project for a client. he was a work shy, bum licking, attention whore that constantly took credit for other peoples work and told various people working for the client he was in charge, where as in fact i was his team leader.

when i took the van we'd hired back i wrote neatly on a piece of paper - "<his name> gay massage with extras in the southampton area <his mobile number>" and tucked it up the sun visor. i believe he told us he had to change phones because of 'nuisance calls'

tequilapixie

19/09/2007 at 10:34

This thread is extremely immature and childish.....

Keep up the good work, Im crying here!

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