damn birds

damn birds

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23/06/2008 at 16:05

only doing about 20mph and a sparrow flew into my visor and embedded it's beak in my cheek .   ouch i can tell yer !!

only bird ive pulled in a while

anyone else had this or similar happen?

23/06/2008 at 16:32
Never had anything bigger than a wasp in my lid, thank God.  Poor bird was probably trying to escape from some VD member with a rifle...
23/06/2008 at 16:40
He would have missed, so would have been safer for the porr little birdy to stay put
23/06/2008 at 16:44

not me persanally but on the way to Oulton Park a few years back my mate got a pigeon in the chest at about 80 mph...

i ahve never laughed so much as i had to wash him off at a petrol station on the a41, the thing just exploded on impact 


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23/06/2008 at 16:58

I nutted a seagull a couple of weeks ago on my way to Hartside.I wasn't going that fast though & managed to look down & right so i didn't cop for it in the visor.

Nowt to it.Seagulls what fucking puffs.

Huw
23/06/2008 at 17:50
Had a starling hit my clocks and explode, slattered all over me and wearing an open face I got to find out what bird shit taste like.

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23/06/2008 at 17:56
My dad hit a sparrow in his Astra race car in a 24 hour race. It was literally about 2mm thick in a big pan cake on his windshield. Other than that the only thing i ever hit (besides numpty fucking cyclists who think one lane one vehicle) was a squirrel. (and no not that rediculous tale about a rabid squirrel, big wheelies and a cop car.

may the force not see you ...
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