I went out with a really fucking fit bird one... OMG what a fucking pain in the ass it is, can got for a piss without a dozen chumps trying their luck.
I have had a girl come upto me and say "Those pants look great on you, but they would look better on my bedroom floor". Worked for me but I'm easy
You lot use chat up lines?! Bless.
Mr Tibbs wrote
Which reminds me: your latest order of Rohypnol has arrived. Soon as I receive acknowledgement from Paypal, I'll ship the barrels to your usual address.
Cool. Do you still require payment with sheep and KY jelly?
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