Computers, I hate them

and I work with them

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08/02/2009 at 20:12

or more specifically, the Windows lineage.

People have fallen hook line & sinker for pretty screens and wizzy audio & video feeds and yet the operating systems themselves have singlularly failed to improve the amount of time that people have to wait for these damned machines.

My Windows Vista machine that is now about a year old takes as long to boot up as my very first 386 machine did in the early 90's...and it's got nothing on it other than Office and iTunes.
It's all the services the o/s has to fire up to monitor this, guard that, update whatever and they're all a result of the architecture...or the way that Windows runs.

If Ford made a car that took 5 minutes to start, even when brand new and that you had to periodically fiddle with to stop unecessary things taking it longer to start and indeed stop there'd be uproar!
Oh and if you had to go back to the maker every single day to get updated parts and fit them yourself just to make sure it ran reasonably ok...questions would be asked in Parliament!

But apparently it's acceptable with Windows.
There's no way that computers are user friendly.

In 20 years of working in IT (yes, I work in IT and I hate computers) I've not seen anything whatsoever that shows me that Windows has progressed one iota.

grrr

Edited: 08/02/2009 at 20:13
08/02/2009 at 20:15
Kick it Nige
08/02/2009 at 20:16
I've done that with laptops before now an' all!
08/02/2009 at 20:18

That's the way to re-boot them

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I'll get my coat shall I?

08/02/2009 at 20:24

Ok, enough, we get it you don't like computers.

Might not be the most fulfilling career choice though


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08/02/2009 at 20:26

+1 Nige.

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08/02/2009 at 20:29

I'm with you Nige I frickin hate Vista and computers in general (12 years in IT now)

I bought the missus an Acer One running Linux the other day. Its a lower spec than my HP laptop running vista but will fully boot from cold to a usable OS connected to the wireless network from cold in about 15 secs, the HP laptop is currently taking about 5 mins.

I'm now looking at Linux and OSX as alternatives to Windows for the family.



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08/02/2009 at 20:37
Spongeh wrote (see)

I'm with you Nige I frickin hate Vista and computers in general (12 years in IT now)

I bought the missus an Acer One running Linux the other day. Its a lower spec than my HP laptop running vista but will fully boot from cold to a usable OS connected to the wireless network from cold in about 15 secs, the HP laptop is currently taking about 5 mins.

I'm now looking at Linux and OSX as alternatives to Windows for the family.


any chance of that in english please ?
08/02/2009 at 20:40
Spongeh wrote (see)

I'm with you Nige I frickin hate Vista and computers in general (12 years in IT now)

I bought the missus an Acer One running Linux the other day. Its a lower spec than my HP laptop running vista but will fully boot from cold to a usable OS connected to the wireless network from cold in about 15 secs, the HP laptop is currently taking about 5 mins.

I'm now looking at Linux and OSX as alternatives to Windows for the family.

What kind of software is available for the Linux OS?

Is it truly a viable alternative for the home user?


98% of the time I'm right. Why worry about the other 3%.

08/02/2009 at 20:40

I bought a laptop for Naggedwife on Friday, along with Windows Basic (Word/Excel/Outlook).

When it asked for the 25 digit code to activate Basic I typed it in, straight off the Microsoft licence card that came with it. What does it do?It says it's wrong and won't accept it! Even the IT guy I bought it off can't work it out. A few angry phone calls by him on Monday I thing!

WHF is going on - bloody computers...!


 
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08/02/2009 at 20:40
R1 loon wrote (see)

Ok, enough, we get it you don't like computers.

Might not be the most fulfilling career choice though

'tis if you work on mainframes

08/02/2009 at 20:41
wavydave13 wrote (see)
Spongeh wrote (see)

I'm with you Nige I frickin hate Vista and computers in general (12 years in IT now)

I bought the missus an Acer One running Linux the other day. Its a lower spec than my HP laptop running vista but will fully boot from cold to a usable OS connected to the wireless network from cold in about 15 secs, the HP laptop is currently taking about 5 mins.

I'm now looking at Linux and OSX as alternatives to Windows for the family.


any chance of that in english please ?

"Not Windows"
08/02/2009 at 20:45
Big Nige wrote (see)
wavydave13 wrote (see)
Spongeh wrote (see)

I'm with you Nige I frickin hate Vista and computers in general (12 years in IT now)

I bought the missus an Acer One running Linux the other day. Its a lower spec than my HP laptop running vista but will fully boot from cold to a usable OS connected to the wireless network from cold in about 15 secs, the HP laptop is currently taking about 5 mins.

I'm now looking at Linux and OSX as alternatives to Windows for the family.


any chance of that in english please ?

"Not Windows"

thanks, that's all he had to say.
08/02/2009 at 20:56
falcorob wrote (see)
Spongeh wrote (see)

I'm with you Nige I frickin hate Vista and computers in general (12 years in IT now)

I bought the missus an Acer One running Linux the other day. Its a lower spec than my HP laptop running vista but will fully boot from cold to a usable OS connected to the wireless network from cold in about 15 secs, the HP laptop is currently taking about 5 mins.

I'm now looking at Linux and OSX as alternatives to Windows for the family.

What kind of software is available for the Linux OS?

Is it truly a viable alternative for the home user?

Depends on what you do as a home user.

If all you do is some web browsing, create your own documents and spreadsheets, listen to your MP3s and watch some videos then yes its fine, but don't expect to be able to play the latest and greatest games writen for windows on it.

Most now come with audio, video and office applications included and its all for FREE!

You can try it without installing anything on your computer using a LiveCD. Everything will run from your CD drive without affecting your current windows installation.

Download it and give it a go

ubuntu LiveCD linky



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08/02/2009 at 20:57
 
 
Cheers Spongeh. Might give that a go.

98% of the time I'm right. Why worry about the other 3%.

Edited: 08/02/2009 at 20:59
09/02/2009 at 18:20

Falcorob,

you may want to give this a try as well  if you go down the Umbuntu route

www.openoffice.org

its a free and viable alternative to Microsoft Office and it runs on most Linux distro's including Ubuntu. You can save documents in a word format (.doc) using the save as option

09/02/2009 at 18:39
my mac boots in under30 sec, hth

Have you filled your GARAGE in yet?
09/02/2009 at 18:45
dman walking wrote (see)
 

Falcorob,

you may want to give this a try as well  if you go down the Umbuntu route

www.openoffice.org

its a free and viable alternative to Microsoft Office and it runs on most Linux distro's including Ubuntu. You can save documents in a word format (.doc) using the save as option

openoffice works fine on Windows XP as well. Having reinstalled Windows and had lost my Office cd I tried it and it works a treat once you get used to the slight differences - and it's free !

09/02/2009 at 21:35
My PB G4 does too A-I-S also in the 4 years of ownership its only once had an OS crash when the motherboard stopped talking to the HD. nothing was lost and a reinstall needed and its been good for a couple of years now.

also i'd like to see a windows laptop cope with i think three or four OS version upgrades now without hardware upgrades and still work as well as it did when it came out of the box.

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09/02/2009 at 21:40

I love the solid state MacBook Air.

Freakin' 'spensive though

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