Competition Time

18 messages
01/08/2001 at 15:07
Ok competition time the one who comes up with the best catch phrase wins a prize, not sure what yet, ( anyone want to donate contact me or Ben)
And please nothing smutty its my daughter!



You Never Know Your Limitations Till You Break Them.........then its time to pick up the pieces
Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don't Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It


Supermotard National Viewing Network
CALL 01653 699216 DYNO BIKE No1 IN THE NORTH
01/08/2001 at 15:09
What pre-load and rebound did you want Dad.......?

Mike
Mike Dale
01/08/2001 at 15:11
Australia's new wonder Kid setups for her next race
01/08/2001 at 15:12
Did you get your hero blob in the war daddy?


TWO#A/900/car

kotw 22/6/2001
01/08/2001 at 15:12
Daddy will this stabeliser bar help you?

Shit Happens

Back on 2 wheels and loving it :burnout:
01/08/2001 at 15:12
The all new Honda CBR900 FisherPrice
01/08/2001 at 15:13
'it just fell off honest'

Alastair

VDA#26 BNegg4

If Harley Davidson made aeroplanes, would you fly in one?
01/08/2001 at 15:13
"Dad if your riding is anything like your cooking, you will be needing these"

01/08/2001 at 15:15
Jeez, dad, are you ever gonna learn how to balance your own carbs.
No wlisten, I'l say this just once more .....

Hung like a horsefly



TIT#13C/C/C/A, TWO#A/650, VDA#650, SSC2/650, HMJ:mb
01/08/2001 at 15:21
Blade "When I nod my head you hit it"

or

Babyblade "Mummy says its chicken for tea as you like chicken so much you ride with strips of it on your bike"

I'd rather be a skunks pussy than ginger
01/08/2001 at 15:21
Someone finally finds a good use for Kate Moss
01/08/2001 at 15:22
"The funding cuts hit the Honda World Superbike Pit crew badly..."

Great Prophet of Veedism.
non quod sed quomodo
"BBQ fluid is a sweaty one night stand compared to the long term relationship of a properly burning wood fire."
Cool in a fuddy-duddy old fart kinda way - Wingnut
01/08/2001 at 15:24
"Daddy I didn't recognise your bike stood up !"

Suits you sir.......
IDGAS 66 NFA #1

"Are you the brains of this operation?" he asks.

"I don't think this is a brains kind of operation,"


01/08/2001 at 15:28
"Dad, changing this tyre has taken ages. I can tell because I didnt have any hair when we started, and you dont have any now "
01/08/2001 at 15:29
Daddy my arms are aching can I put the bike down now ?

I have enough bikes thanks
01/08/2001 at 15:30
"Is this how you wind it up, Daddy?




GSX1400 : It's like wiping your arse with silk.

Frettons Scottoiler BikeSafe Dangleberry!

"Million-to-one chances happen nine times out of ten." - Terry Pratchett
"My body is a temple; yours is an amusement park." - Ceri
"You sir are a social hand grenade." - Gingerwhinger
"No, I don't like the Mail On Sunday, but it's like self-harming; I know I shouldn't do it, but nothing else gives me the same buzz." - Ceri
01/08/2001 at 16:09
there has been some cracking replies
very funny, keep them coming

You Never Know Your Limitations Till You Break Them.........then its time to pick up the pieces
Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don't Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It


Supermotard National Viewing Network
CALL 01653 699216 DYNO BIKE No1 IN THE NORTH
01/08/2001 at 16:48
"As hard times hit the north parents are forced send their children out to work as bike stands for local motorcyclists"

Alastair

VDA#26 BNegg4

If Harley Davidson made aeroplanes, would you fly in one?
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