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18 messages
Spoon
01/08/2001 at 15:07
Ok competition time the one who comes up with the best catch phrase wins a prize, not sure what yet, ( anyone want to donate contact me or Ben)
And please nothing smutty its my daughter!
You Never Know Your Limitations Till You Break Them.........then its time to pick up the pieces
Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don't Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It
Supermotard National Viewing Network
CALL 01653 699216 DYNO BIKE No1 IN THE NORTH
Spoon
2841 forum posts
Hobo
01/08/2001 at 15:09
What pre-load and rebound did you want Dad.......?
Mike
Mike Dale
Hobo
345 forum posts
01/08/2001 at 15:11
Australia's new wonder Kid setups for her next race
8098 forum posts
barraboy
01/08/2001 at 15:12
Did you get your hero blob in the war daddy?
TWO#A/900/car
kotw 22/6/2001
barraboy
222 forum posts
Ziffy
01/08/2001 at 15:12
Daddy will this stabeliser bar help you?
Shit Happens
Back on 2 wheels and loving it
:burnout:
Ziffy
8498 forum posts
9 photos
Nidge
01/08/2001 at 15:12
The all new Honda CBR900 FisherPrice
Nidge
9005 forum posts
1 photos
alastair
01/08/2001 at 15:13
'it just fell off honest'
Alastair
VDA#26 BNegg4
If Harley Davidson made aeroplanes, would you fly in one?
alastair
1377 forum posts
Ben Cope
01/08/2001 at 15:13
"Dad if your riding is anything like your cooking, you will be needing these"
Ben Cope
20861 forum posts
1372 photos
4 reviews
3-rex
01/08/2001 at 15:15
Jeez, dad, are you ever gonna learn how to balance your own carbs.
No wlisten, I'l say this just once more .....
Hung like a horsefly
TIT#13C/C/C/A
,
TWO#A/650
,
VDA#650
,
SSC2/650
,
HMJ:mb
3-rex
1316 forum posts
Stig 2
01/08/2001 at 15:21
Blade "When I nod my head you hit it"
or
Babyblade "Mummy says its chicken for tea as you like chicken so much you ride with strips of it on your bike"
I'd rather be a skunks pussy than ginger
Stig 2
42551 forum posts
VeeEffArr
01/08/2001 at 15:21
Someone finally finds a good use for Kate Moss
VeeEffArr
4 forum posts
RiceBurner
01/08/2001 at 15:22
"The funding cuts hit the Honda World Superbike Pit crew badly..."
Great Prophet of Veedism.
non quod sed quomodo
"BBQ fluid is a sweaty one night stand compared to the long term relationship of a properly burning wood fire."
Cool in a fuddy-duddy old fart kinda way -
Wingnut
RiceBurner
RIPTA
01/08/2001 at 15:24
"Daddy I didn't recognise your bike stood up !"
Suits you sir.......
IDGAS 66 NFA #1
"Are you the brains of this operation?" he asks.
"I don't think this is a brains kind of operation,"
RIPTA
939 forum posts
Ben Cope
01/08/2001 at 15:28
"Dad, changing this tyre has taken ages. I can tell because I didnt have any hair when we started, and you dont have any now
"
Ben Cope
20861 forum posts
1372 photos
4 reviews
Couch Commando
01/08/2001 at 15:29
Daddy my arms are aching can I put the bike down now ?
I have enough bikes thanks
Couch Commando
19232 forum posts
Reaper
01/08/2001 at 15:30
"Is this how you wind it up, Daddy?
GSX1400
: It's like wiping your arse with silk.
Frettons
Scottoiler
BikeSafe
Dangleberry!
"Million-to-one chances happen nine times out of ten." - Terry Pratchett
"My body is a temple; yours is an amusement park." - Ceri
"You sir are a social hand grenade." - Gingerwhinger
"No, I don't like the
Mail On Sunday
, but it's like self-harming; I know I shouldn't do it, but nothing else gives me the same buzz." - Ceri
Reaper
2923 forum posts
Spoon
01/08/2001 at 16:09
there has been some cracking replies
very funny, keep them coming
You Never Know Your Limitations Till You Break Them.........then its time to pick up the pieces
Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don't Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It
Supermotard National Viewing Network
CALL 01653 699216 DYNO BIKE No1 IN THE NORTH
Spoon
2841 forum posts
alastair
01/08/2001 at 16:48
"As hard times hit the north parents are forced send their children out to work as bike stands for local motorcyclists"
Alastair
VDA#26 BNegg4
If Harley Davidson made aeroplanes, would you fly in one?
alastair
1377 forum posts
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