Cliff Richard

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11/08/2007 at 22:42
Queasy, Cheesy, or Cool?

I reckon he's pretty cool. Does his own thing, undeniable success, not influenced by trends....

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11/08/2007 at 22:45
He's the male equivalent of Vera Lynn int he?

I burnt all his records when he orchestrated the singlaong at Wimbledon.

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11/08/2007 at 23:05
Olly wrote
not influenced by trends....

Have you listened to any of his recordings?

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11/08/2007 at 23:42
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12/08/2007 at 08:11
Olly wrote
Queasy, Cheesy, or Cool?

I reckon he's pretty cool. Does his own thing, undeniable success, not influenced by trends....

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12/08/2007 at 08:51
despicable character, wont be long till they unearth something about him.........

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12/08/2007 at 09:25
Never, ever trust someone who appears to be that squeaky clean.

He's probably a serial killer in his spare time.


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12/08/2007 at 09:31
Cliff Richard, yesterday



I'm not really a fan of his, but I do have "Wired For Sound" in my mp3 playlists

However it's well known that I have no shame / taste musically
12/08/2007 at 09:33
as he is "the ultimate christian" I have this to say about him. he has obviously made a deal with the devil in order to have a hit song in every decade. I await the decade when he does not have a hit single. Then the drugs, the murders and the fluffy bunny torture will all come out won't it!!!
12/08/2007 at 11:45
Dunno about decapitating kittens, but he does turn out a rather creditable bottle of plonk.

I can recommend it to the VD wine clique.................

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12/08/2007 at 11:52
There's even a road named after him in Albuferia - close to his vineyards. FFS!

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12/08/2007 at 12:04
I don't care what he did before or has done since... Mistletoe and Wine contravened the Geneva Convention and he should have been shot at dawn

Oh and remember... he's 'straight' right?
12/08/2007 at 12:11
cheesy god pretching fag

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12/08/2007 at 12:16
shoot the fucker

second thoughts no dont, he will be all over the news singing his shit songs and tribute programs on channel 4
12/08/2007 at 12:56
172 Dave wrote
despicable character, wont be long till they unearth something about him.........


diceman wrote
Never, ever trust someone who appears to be that squeaky clean.

He's probably a serial killer in his spare time.


Mungler wrote
as he is "the ultimate christian" I have this to say about him. he has obviously made a deal with the devil in order to have a hit song in every decade. I await the decade when he does not have a hit single. Then the drugs, the murders and the fluffy bunny torture will all come out won't it!!!


Slenver wrote
I don't care what he did before or has done since... Mistletoe and Wine contravened the Geneva Convention and he should have been shot at dawn

Oh and remember... he's 'straight' right?


egypt220 wrote
cheesy god pretching fag



So...no Viz readers here then....

Viz a few years ago produced a "Cut out and keep" Wheel of Slander......basically 3 Hexagons to "make your own Slanderous Spinning Tops"

Each sector of the first spinner had a celebrity name...the second was "did xyz depraved shit to" .... the third "in the gents toilets/with a goat/until the prolapse/donkey's viagra wore off/it got out on VD General"

Very interesting, Lulu and Kylie were in there, but out of the 6 possible options, Cliff R was there, twice

Best theory from this was that he got the colostomy bag from a vigorous bumming by Ronnie Kray in Mile End Road gents [then a known rent boy hangout] in the 60's. Or, it could be Lulu, but I know where my money is . . .
12/08/2007 at 12:56
Slenver wrote
I don't care what he did before or has done since... Mistletoe and Wine contravened the Geneva Convention and he should have been shot at dawn

Oh and remember... he's 'straight' right?



Oh, that's terrible.

Cliff is on Mrs. Bobcats 'List Of Nice People' at No.12, just ahead of Dale Winton but behind Ben Fogle.

Agree with you about 'Mistletoe and Wine though............
12/08/2007 at 18:23
KorkyKat wrote
There's even a road named after him in Albuferia - close to his vineyards. FFS!

portugalresident.com/portugalresident/showstory.asp?ID=2641



I might be wrong but I'm sure he was asked to taste some wine for a food and wine program... He slated the vino...He did'nt realize it was his own
Had a real hissing fit apparently...9 bob note in my book... But Move it , his first hit is bloody good I think....

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12/08/2007 at 18:27
i remember he used to be on the telly and used to drool over olivia neutron bomb....did he not have thing for old shoo off a question of sport.....

maybe the rejection turned him to god.


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13/08/2007 at 17:49
I like some of Cliff's songs and some I don't. My favorite song of his is Dreaming a hit he had in 1980. He is supposed to be a Christian. As for how he is he seems to be a pretty good decent guy as I have never heard anything bad about him or nothing has been proven, It looks like if he is not what he seems to be then by now after all this long time it would have been found out.
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