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bcitral
09/06/2009 at 13:13
rough as a bears arse

TRF ROW Lacky
bcitral
27 forum posts
1 review
Zingmagic
09/06/2009 at 13:43

"Yeah, they're a rare breed of biker bears.  Been living rough with 'em in the woods, since I was abandoned - they brought me up.. even let me ride the bike occasionally.."

 "No sh*t, man.. you've lived with them so long, you're turning into one!"

 "What, a biker?"

 "No, a fuc*in' bear!!!"......... 

  

Zingmagic
5 forum posts
User 56531
09/06/2009 at 13:46

OK so I may have a dick like an acorn, and I like riding naked wearing just a waistcoat and be uniformly covered in ginger pubis.... but hey I think I keep it real..... and it keeps the flies off my sandwiches....

User 56531
13 forum posts
GSXR Geezer
09/06/2009 at 13:49
If you go down to the woods tonight......... etc;

I mean how much can a Koala bear?
GSXR Geezer
9 forum posts
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THIRD
09/06/2009 at 16:30
"a ural is the only way a self respecting wookie would travel"
THIRD
1 forum post
banditfan
09/06/2009 at 17:10

OK so i get the bear suit thing bit kinky if you ask me, but can you explain again slowly how you go around corners on that thing.

 " YOU TURN THE FUC*IN HANDLE BAR".

No sorry didnt get that say it again just slower

banditfan
56 forum posts
Lostboysaint
09/06/2009 at 17:37
Of course I shit in the woods.
Lostboysaint
79 forum posts
Blue Edge
09/06/2009 at 17:43
"Oill give that tharrr Dave Molyneaux a roight run fer is moneeee"
Blue Edge
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Sparkwood
09/06/2009 at 18:53

Do you like marmalade, buns and stuff then Ted?

Yeah not 'alf had a plate full before we left, in fact er... I can

feel summat 'bruin', can you tell the other Hairy Bikers I'm in the woods! 

Sparkwood
63 forum posts
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Sparkwood
09/06/2009 at 19:07

Yeah it's great to get out and feel the wind in your fur, the wife enjoy's it too but

most of the time she just sits there stuffin' herself, how about yours?

Sparkwood
63 forum posts
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GSXR Geezer
09/06/2009 at 23:08
It just wont start! Do you think I need new BEARings?
GSXR Geezer
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User 56531
10/06/2009 at 09:19
Oh god, that last one was unBEARable. Honestly.
User 56531
13 forum posts
roadpoet
10/06/2009 at 12:42
A judge suspects contestants for 'Britain's Next Top Hairyiest Biker' may well be cheating.
roadpoet
15 forum posts
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roadpoet
10/06/2009 at 16:58
Despite the technical objection there was widespread agreement that all sidecar riders are muppets.
roadpoet
15 forum posts
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Mankycustard
10/06/2009 at 22:51
Trouble is I'm being stalked by a gay pink hippo!   
Mankycustard
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BigAnt
04/07/2009 at 00:13
Wow does he relise he looks a compete and utter cock in that set of leathers
BigAnt
22 forum posts
Speedy.
05/07/2009 at 09:26
The biker scout and chewbacca called a ceasefire today, as chewbacca announced he wants out of the rebellion to spend more time with the family.

 
 
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Speedy.
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ZSE$
08/07/2009 at 18:04
And you think I look a twat in this bear outfit
ZSE$
1 forum post
HG
10/07/2009 at 16:51

Bearman: Matching leathers....pah!

HG
31 forum posts
Micklewright
10/07/2009 at 18:48
Dainese's continuing development in rider safety took an exciting new turn this week...
Micklewright
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