"Yeah, they're a rare breed of biker bears. Been living rough with 'em in the woods, since I was abandoned - they brought me up.. even let me ride the bike occasionally.."
"No sh*t, man.. you've lived with them so long, you're turning into one!"
"What, a biker?"
"No, a fuc*in' bear!!!".........
OK so I may have a dick like an acorn, and I like riding naked wearing just a waistcoat and be uniformly covered in ginger pubis.... but hey I think I keep it real..... and it keeps the flies off my sandwiches....
OK so i get the bear suit thing bit kinky if you ask me, but can you explain again slowly how you go around corners on that thing.
" YOU TURN THE FUC*IN HANDLE BAR".
No sorry didnt get that say it again just slower
Do you like marmalade, buns and stuff then Ted?
Yeah not 'alf had a plate full before we left, in fact er... I can
feel summat 'bruin', can you tell the other Hairy Bikers I'm in the woods!
Yeah it's great to get out and feel the wind in your fur, the wife enjoy's it too but
most of the time she just sits there stuffin' herself, how about yours?
Bearman: Matching leathers....pah!
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