Can you make fart noises with your armpit

17 messages
22/11/2002 at 12:24
I can't...never could do...

Whats the techique
22/11/2002 at 12:25
I can't either. I always thought that there was something wrong with me
22/11/2002 at 12:27
Are you 12?


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22/11/2002 at 12:28
I can. All I can say is practise, practise, practise. It's like whistling. You can't explain how it's done, you just practise 'til you get it right.

The armpit's a waste of time, TBH.

You get a much better fart noise from putting the heels of your palms together, folding your lips inwards and blowing on the join of the two palms - so your little fingers are just beneath your ears.

HTH.

PS: I am twelve.

If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
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Aspartame Kills
22/11/2002 at 12:29
he he he ...I love you SILENT...your the bestist

Bet you can make fart noises with your armpit
Bod
22/11/2002 at 12:29
I can, but only when they're a bit sweaty

can you make your ear squeak ?? cup your hand over your ear and push hard, probably knackers 'em 'cos of the pressure - but makes a fine SQUEAKY noise
22/11/2002 at 12:30
Tricky wrote

I can. All I can say is practise, practise, practise. It's like whistling. You can't explain how it's done, you just practise 'til you get it right.

The armpit's a waste of time, TBH.

You get a much better fart noise from putting the heels of your palms together, folding your lips inwards and blowing on the join of the two palms - so your little fingers are just beneath your ears.

HTH.

PS: I am twelve.



Sounds like a Pro!
22/11/2002 at 12:30
Bod - that'd be a jolly wheeze if it wasn't for the very real risk of rupturing/perforating your ear drums.

If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
Rev Fred: [Tricky is] a sort of genetically modified mutation of Jeremy Beadle crossed with Stimpy from Ren and Stimpy.



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Aspartame Kills
22/11/2002 at 12:31
woweeee BOD, that sounds excellent....I'll try my earlobe next....ffpppt
Bod
22/11/2002 at 12:32
Tricky wrote

Bod - that'd be a jolly wheeze if it wasn't for the very real risk of rupturing/perforating your ear drums.


what's that ??? how much ??

pah, never did me any harm

live a little !!!
22/11/2002 at 12:35
I can make farty noises with my hands, just cup 'em together & squeexe - hey presto! instant farts

22/11/2002 at 12:35
AYE....AYE.....YOU WOT......did you say something
22/11/2002 at 20:39
yes by two methods
1 hand under armpit press with upper arm
2 using a straw, instert one end under arm pit and blow in the other end

done it dont want to do it again
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22/11/2002 at 20:44
THUD wrote

I can't...never could do...

Whats the techique


Nope, but buy me a Chicken Madras & Six pint of San Miguel & I'll play a tune out of me arse in the Morning

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22/11/2002 at 20:48
Yes - no probs

Also back of the knees - lie on your back and clasp your hands behind your knees. Then thrash your lower legs up and down - 5 mins practice and you've a new party trick.

Hand farts too - variable pitch.

Ringadingding
22/11/2002 at 22:04
Is there an apprenticeship for this or do you have to enroll in college?
22/11/2002 at 22:07
I can!!!


Woo hoo, so clever...best way to try it is when it is when in the shower or something....

It's great being 12
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