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fastfitter
11/12/2007 at 08:10
Who are you going to stop for/have a chin-wag with at the butty caravan?

Middle-aged belstaff wearing roll-up smoking, old CB/GS something-or-other that is obviously home fettled

or late 20's Power ranger DAS virgin drinking water out of a bottle, pristine sliders GSXR/YZF fake carbon be-decked small number plate not for road use can
weeksy
11/12/2007 at 08:12
100%.

I won't speak to anyone i don't know.

i'll avoid most types of bikers unless out in the pub, then it's all for one and one for all.

What could i possibly have to talk about with someone who rides a BMW or something?
Grib
11/12/2007 at 08:30
I'll talk to anyone within range...this extends to randoms in the supermarket too. It's nice to be nice

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TooFamousRob
11/12/2007 at 08:33
I'll speak to anyone, even the "I used to have a Triumph in 1954" old duffers who appear out of thin air everytime I stop.
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Grib
11/12/2007 at 08:40
TooFamousRob wrote
I'll speak to anyone, even the "I used to have a Triumph in 1954" old duffers who appear out of thin air everytime I stop.


Where do they come from? I reckon they loiter at service stations just waiting for bikers to take their crash helmets off so they can have a yap. What always got me was how they'd come over, look at the bike, tell you how wonderful their old British thing was ( I know nothing of classics) then proceed to slag off Japanese bikes and their crapiness, while you're stood over your clearly Japanese sportsbike! Cheeky old gits

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Micky`s Lid
11/12/2007 at 08:42
Me i'll say hi to anyone who will listen to me,It's nice to talk!Blah,blah,blah...
Expect The unexpected!

2007:None Yet!!

2006:

2005:Learning
jenkins
11/12/2007 at 08:42
Not a snob, just a miserable twat. I won't talk to anyone!
ych-y-fi
Micky`s Lid
11/12/2007 at 08:45
jenkins wrote
Not a snob, just a miserable twat. I won't talk to anyone!


Is that cos you is a welshy,Baaaaaaaaa!!!!
Expect The unexpected!

2007:None Yet!!

2006:

2005:Learning
Mad Liz
11/12/2007 at 08:46
TooFamousRob wrote
I'll speak to anyone, even the "I used to have a Triumph in 1954" old duffers who appear out of thin air everytime I stop.


+1
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Fruit'n'nut
11/12/2007 at 08:48
fastfitter wrote

Who are you going to stop for/have a chin-wag with at the butty caravan?




The pretty girl with pert boobies and tight leathers

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egypt220
11/12/2007 at 08:57
i dont know many bikers anymore since we had a little kid,i think alot of the think they might catch something and have a kid.
and most bikers are fuckwit's anyway.
you can't ride there,you can't do that

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egypt220
11/12/2007 at 09:02
Fruit'n'nut wrote
The pretty girl with pert boobies and tight leathers


normerlly if she is standing butty caravan she is not a pretty girl with boobies and tight leather.
she is a fat ugly bird with a fat arse and the the leathers are tight because the 2 cows they killed to make her leathers were not enough.

now say it's not true

http://www.technomoto.co.uk/ 15% discount to VD members 0207 328 7659(ring for a nice price)

 MOTOPHYSHO The best bike service workshop in the city(london) 0207 837 0444 as for keith.

              ebay shop is cbbuzzer, http://stores.ebay.co.uk/cbbuzzer_W0QQ_trksidZp1638.m118.l1247

weeksy
11/12/2007 at 09:04
egypt220 wrote
normerlly if she is standing butty caravan she is not a pretty girl with boobies and tight leather.
she is a fat ugly bird with a fat arse and the the leathers are tight because the 2 cows they killed to make her leathers were not enough.

now say it's not true


Is it a VD meet ?
DefTrap
11/12/2007 at 09:05
No-one talks to me, I'm too scary.
Miner
11/12/2007 at 09:10
I'll speak to anyone, it's nice to be nice but they do say you meet the nicest people on a Honda...

Has anyone ever been to Largs? Feeding off a previous post about cameradery between bikers, which usually ends when your off the bike with helmet off...

Most of the folk go there I think just to get away from their wives, out for three hours and spend most of that time drinking coffee. Most of them wouldn't say boo to you if they found you in their soup!!
Never drink on an empty heeid! :burp:
str0nach
11/12/2007 at 09:12
Nope.
jenkins
11/12/2007 at 09:30
Micky`s Lid wrote
Is that cos you is a welshy,Baaaaaaaaa!!!!


No; it's because I am living in exile in your shitty country. Mind you, I'm shagging one of your women so there.

Actually I am considered surly by most people who don't know me well to the point that it has become a matter of pride!
ych-y-fi
Taipan
11/12/2007 at 09:34
DefTrap wrote
No-one talks to me, I'm too scary.


Me too. Every one tells me I'm a surly looking cnut!

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11/12/2007 at 09:44
fastfitter wrote
Who are you going to stop for/have a chin-wag with at the butty caravan?

Middle-aged belstaff wearing roll-up smoking, old CB/GS something-or-other that is obviously home fettled

or late 20's Power ranger DAS virgin drinking water out of a bottle, pristine sliders GSXR/YZF fake carbon be-decked small number plate not for road use can


That pretty much covers the full range of my riding mates, quite a few of them will be round mine just before Christmas drinking and eating.

Guess I'm not arsed who I talk to as long as they aren't a total prat.

Egypt220, I know three leather clad girly bikers who wouldn't even need the one cow, let alone 2. You must be frequenting the wrong butty vans mate
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Strappy
11/12/2007 at 09:47
Grib wrote
I'll talk to anyone within range...this extends to randoms in the supermarket too. It's nice to be nice


I've tried this but it's much harder when you're not a girly.
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