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"Hi, would you mind closing your mouth when you chew? Thanks <smile>"
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What's the best way of getting the woman who sits at the next desk to actually shut her mouth when she (constantly) chews gum? Driving me up the wall but I don't know her very well and I'm British and therefore my Frankness Gene is missing. 'Shut yer fucking mouth, that's fucking disgusting' would be my chosen approach if, like her, I was american. It's one of those awful noises that once you've picked up on it you can't blank out. All I can hear is her slow, sloppy chewing going round my head. This hangover isn't helping either
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you should make 'comedy' chewing noises, in time with her jaw movements.
Plenty of good ideas there. I think I might combine the best ones into the perfect solution. I think I'll gaffa tape her mouth and then throw a cup of boiling water in her face before sitting down to have a wank while chewing a giant wad of gum and telling her that she's a transexual with bowel problems.
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