Gixxerlee for being a scouser.
Davevmax for being davevmax.
Loon for being a mass murderer.
Harry Monk for being richer than me (though that could apply to most people
)
Doofle9 for not fixing my lights.
Katseye for not making me any scones.
Instructor for disagreeing with me once.
OV for being the wrong colour scheme.
Michie and Valerie in a joint nomination for being too nice.
John 'cos I've never met him.
Huw 'cos he's huge.
FBT 'cos I've met him.
Roebird for being tiny.
AC for riding a BMW.
Mr Marv for no reason other than his name is Mr.
Hairy Ben for being hirsute.
Big Nige for being a V8 driver.
And everyone else for being cnuts.
98% of the time I'm right. Why worry about the other 3%.