Get one of these:
www.spy-equipment.co.uk/Jammers/jammers.htmlThey're not cheap, mind.
I've taken to attaching my mobile phone signal jammer to the bike when I go out now. If I see someone on their phone going the opposite way, then a quick press will cut their signal. Someone next to me at the lights yakking? No more signal.
It's intensely satisfying seeing their confusion.
Only problem is that they're illegal in this country, so if you want one, you firstly need to have a Stateside (preferably) address you can have it delivered to, then that recipient needs to dismantle it, and send you back the component parts individually, with little notes like, "this should be right for your stereo.", etc.
Do you know what people are mostly? Bastards! Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring back the porn!"
