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My wife accused me of being a transvestite.So I packed her things and left.
My wife says that I don't really listen to anything she says - or something like that!
My wife says that we don't talk anymore, so told her - "didn't want to be rude and interrupt".
My girlfriend called me a paedophile so I told her that was a jolly big word for an eight year old
My wife was complaining that I never listened to her. "Yes, OK" I replied..... "I'll have a beer"
My wife's an angel, always up in the air, harping.
Actually, she's quite athletic - she runs up bills and jumps to conclusions.
my wife always get angry,because i never obedient to her.
For example, take my wife.... please
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I walked into my wife's bedroom holding a sheep under my arm and said: “I just want you to see the pig I have to fuck when you won’t give me sex!!!” My wife said, while laughing at me: “I’ll have you know that’s a sheep!” I told my wife: “My dear, I was talking to the sheep!!!” Please forgive the "F" word, but without it, it loses something! lol
I told my wife "making love I you is like shagging a blow up doll"
She threw her arms up and looked completely shocked so I said "you're not helping yourself are you!"