Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years
and cost over $180,000. The results of the study concluded that the
reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide
the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own
study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the
British study were incorrect. After three years of research and a cost
in excess of $250 000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during
When the results of the German study were released, Canada decided to
conduct their own study. The Canucks didn't really trust the British or
So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around
$75, the Canadian study was complete, and came to the conclusion that
the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to
prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.