Irn Bru Freak wrote
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".What you got!?
what's white, weighs half a ton and sits at the end of your bed taking the p**s out of you?>>>>>>>>>>>>a kidney dialysis machine
Q: What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery boy have in common?A: They can both smell it but can't eat it!
Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?A. You can keep the tip.
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