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11/10/2005 at 09:30
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".

What you got!?

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11/10/2005 at 09:37
Whats blue and doesnt fit?







A dead epileptic.

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11/10/2005 at 09:56
Q: What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it!

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11/10/2005 at 11:27
whats the difference between a prostitute and a drugs dealer?
a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again
11/10/2005 at 12:08
Irn Bru Freak wrote
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".

What you got!?


hehe that is totally vile
11/10/2005 at 12:30
Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A. You can keep the tip.



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11/10/2005 at 13:22
what's white, weighs half a ton and sits at the end of your bed taking the p**s out of you?

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a kidney dialysis machine


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Posted by: Mervyn House on 2:49pm Fri 1 Dec 06
OK, wipe out all the pigeons. And then what will the squirrels eat?
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11/10/2005 at 13:39
Ikea are opening a new store in Islamabad and the are going to specialise in flat pa..
11/10/2005 at 15:30
On a 'T-Shirt Hell' T-shirt

Is it still paedophillia if the kid's dead


OB
11/10/2005 at 16:22
Foxglove wrote
what's white, weighs half a ton and sits at the end of your bed taking the p**s out of you?

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a kidney dialysis machine

LMAO.
excellent.


11/10/2005 at 18:41
9-year-old lad won't go to sleep one night. Every 10 minutes, he's at the top of the stairs shouting "Dad - I'm hungry" or "Dad - I'm thirsty" or "Dad - I'm too cold" and so on. Neither parent can get him to settle down and, to make matters worse, the door-bell rings at 9.30.
"Dad - who's that"
"It's your Uncle George"
So Uncle George detects an 'atmosphere' in the house and asks if he can help to get the lad to settle down for the night.
"Try if you want, but we've had no success" says the father.
So Uncle George goes upstairs and reappears ten minutes later. Young lad is quiet - very quiet.
Close to midnight, Uncle George is just leaving when the father asks "By the way - how did you get the little git to be so quiet, so quickly?"
"Oh - it was easy; taught him how to wank"
11/10/2005 at 18:44
I could probably be done under the latest anti-terror legislation for this one but so what!

How do we know that Dodi AlFiad had dandruff? Because they found his head and shoulders on the dashboard

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11/10/2005 at 19:35
DODI ALFIAD was found with a blue penis , he'd been dipping it in di.
11/10/2005 at 19:42
Whats red and sits in the corner ?
A baby playing with razor blades

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11/10/2005 at 20:17
Irn Bru Freak wrote
Q: What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it!

lmfao
some good uns in here,but thats my fave so far

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11/10/2005 at 21:48
The lastest Asian boy band.



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11/10/2005 at 22:25
your a sick man merv

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11/10/2005 at 22:47
Reaper wrote
Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A. You can keep the tip.


LMFAO

12/10/2005 at 13:08
Don't shoot the messenger! You asked for sick jokes, you got em!

Reports say that the stench from thousands of bodies in Pakistan is unbearable. Police say that it's likely to get worse now there's dead ones as well.

Pakistan earthquake latest death toll 40,000. Rescue workers say they'll search the second house tomorrow.

Latest from Pakistan earthquake: USA sending cash, Japan sending food, Britain sending replacements.

"One pound a week will supply water for an entire village in Tanzania" says Oxfam. So how come Essex Water charge me twentyfive pounds a month for my three bedroom semi?

12/10/2005 at 13:13
london police are in trouble again they have jsut shot a bus load of thalidamide muslims who were suspected of bringing small arms into the country

"One pound a week will supply water for an entire village in Tanzania" says Oxfam. So how come Essex Water charge me twentyfive pounds a month for my three bedroom semi?

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