whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?Not being a retard
"Sorry, we don`t serve niggers in here".
or the 2 scottish poofters?Ben Doon and Phillip McCaverty
Where are you? Why are you here? Look at this
redline richie wrote
Women goes to the ice cream van with her Thalidomide daughter. She says "Can I get an ice cream cone for my daughter"?The Ice Cream man says "What flavour?"The woman says "Doesn't matter what flavour, she's only gonna drop it anyway".
I went to a comedy club a week or so ago & in the interval the compere asked for 3 volunteers to tell a joke on stage & the winner would get a bottle of bubbly.(there was about 120 people or so there)I was the first up & said this joke NOBODY laughed - you could almost see the tumble weed blowing across the pub and to cap it all the compere then disqualified me from the vote for being offensive !!!!!not even my other half laughed. when I sat down she said "I can`t believe you told that joke " !my mates are still been ripping the piss out of me !!!
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