A police officer pulls over a driver and tells him that he has just won £5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man replies, "I think I take some driving lessons -- it's about time I got a driving licence."
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
A guy in the back seat pops up out from under a blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the boot and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"
