safe sex

Condoms are no longer a means of safe sex .

My mate was wearing one ,,           when he was stabbed by the woman"s  husband..

Ha ha ha ha! that's SO funny it would bring tears to a glass eye.

Savvy man, how do you find such brilliant jokes?

Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho .....

After getting sent to jail ,  I spent the next hour being held face down over a table and getting violently abused and buggered senseless ...

Sometimes i think my uncle Brian takes Monopoly far to seriously!! 

Oooh! I bet you loved that! More! more you begged!: And it's clear about the "senseless"!!!! So true.

Hey Sarje,you really should try to get out more.

Is yer bike broke?

Have you noticed all the angry people ?

Do you care? 

You are a proper wind up merchant,         LMFAO 

I'm off to the Stella soon and I've just done a week's trip through France. But you don't know what the Stella is, you clot. Get on your moped and ride, Savvy, ride!

  Hey Sarge,  You sound like an expert..

X is an unknown quantity,

and a spurt is a drip under pressure.. 

I am an expert and you are the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Anyway ,I have a fridge full of Stella .

CHEERS!!!

That's right-  you haven't a clue. You haven't even got a bike. 

Of you go and have a little spurt.

spurt? is that a lambretta?