Condoms are no longer a means of safe sex .
My mate was wearing one ,, when he was stabbed by the woman"s husband..
Ha ha ha ha! that's SO funny it would bring tears to a glass eye.
Savvy man, how do you find such brilliant jokes?
Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho .....
After getting sent to jail , I spent the next hour being held face down over a table and getting violently abused and buggered senseless ...
Sometimes i think my uncle Brian takes Monopoly far to seriously!!
Oooh! I bet you loved that! More! more you begged!: And it's clear about the "senseless"!!!! So true.
Hey Sarje,you really should try to get out more.
Is yer bike broke?
Have you noticed all the angry people ?
Do you care?
You are a proper wind up merchant, LMFAO
I'm off to the Stella soon and I've just done a week's trip through France. But you don't know what the Stella is, you clot. Get on your moped and ride, Savvy, ride!
Hey Sarge, You sound like an expert..
X is an unknown quantity,
and a spurt is a drip under pressure..
I am an expert and you are the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Anyway ,I have a fridge full of Stella .
That's right- you haven't a clue. You haven't even got a bike.
Of you go and have a little spurt.
spurt? is that a lambretta?
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