I was in my car driving along, when my boss rang up, he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. A policeman came up and asked 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
