My girlfriend broke up with me the other day because she said I'm addicted to pasta. At the moment I'm feeling cannelloni.
ha ha ha
Hit her with a plate of it. The penne is mightier than the sword!
Ha ha ha.. What an excuse to run away.
rubbish
fusilli buggers lol xx
well it does say crap jokes so i suppose its gud
Your linguini is atrocious!
should.ant that be scones
Did an American millionaire once open a resort? Spa Getty?
oh bollocknase to that
Would you offer shrewd Scottish girls canny linguinis?
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