My girlfriend broke up with me the other day because she said I'm addicted to pasta. At the moment I'm feeling cannelloni.
ha ha ha
Hit her with a plate of it. The penne is mightier than the sword!
Ha ha ha.. What an excuse to run away.
fusilli buggers lol xx
well it does say crap jokes so i suppose its gud
Your linguini is atrocious!
should.ant that be scones
Did an American millionaire once open a resort? Spa Getty?
oh bollocknase to that
Would you offer shrewd Scottish girls canny linguinis?
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