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04/05/2007 at 07:02
Last night, the missusand I were sitting in the living room talking about many things. The idea of a living will came up and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
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revrev
04/05/2007 at 08:04
Must avoid wife ever reading this one ...
revrev
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zebbyzulu
04/05/2007 at 10:12
lol brilliant ...how funny but true is that for most peeps
zebbyzulu
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RS250-Squid
04/05/2007 at 21:11
I like it!
My Bike!
Lynw referring to a photo of my computer:
"you are captain kirk, that is the space ship enterprise. i claim my soapy tenner and yorick pony"
i just filled out an online mortgage application to test something. I just received a phone call from a mortgage broker: "Hi, I'd like to speak with, um, Mr Testy McTest..."
"The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee...." - Queen
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foot loose
04/05/2007 at 22:19
sounds like a green light
(to sex for those who got a bit lost)
foot loose
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