WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A VACCUM CLEANER ??
THE HARLEY HAS THE DIRTBAG ON THE OUTSIDE !!!!!!!
A fat woman goes to her doctor and asks whats the easiest exercise i can do to help me lose weight ?
He replies, shake your head from side to side !
She asks, how often should i do this ?
Doctor says 'everytime you're offerd food, U Fat Cunt !!
Man in barbers says i want a telly
Barber says whats a telly?
A telly Savalas
Barber shaves him bald, that'l be FIVER
Black guy next, says i want a telly
Barber shaves him bald, that'l be FIFTEEN please !
Why Fifteen you charged last guy a FIVER
Barber says COLOR TELLYS are DEARER
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