As I was sat in the Chinese restaurant, my wife said to me: "What made you decide to go with the duck?"
"He's better company," I replied, putting the phone down.
I take my duck with me to a restarant because he's always up front when it comes to the bill.
He bugged me for Prawn Quackers !!!
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