I woke up this morning with a piece of dried fruit wedged between my arse cheeks....
I think I've been date raped.
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
If they had windows in... I'd live in one... women, mangos, scallops... you name it!
as long as they don't bust my ass down at the station I don't care!
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