Dried Fruit!

10 messages
09/10/2009 at 10:03

I woke up this morning with a piece of dried fruit wedged between my arse cheeks....

I think I've been date raped.

09/10/2009 at 12:38
that is sooo bad

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

12/10/2009 at 09:56
I know but i love it!!!
12/10/2009 at 10:06
surely you’ll have the police look into it?   
12/10/2009 at 10:14
They're probing as we speak!!!!
12/10/2009 at 10:23
Have faith, they’ll sniff out the perpetrator.
12/10/2009 at 13:07
Fuck me the old bill couldn't sniff out a dodgy areshole in a fecking packed gay bar!!!
14/10/2009 at 10:00
You sure its not a fig-ment of your imagination???

If they had windows in... I'd live in one... women, mangos, scallops... you name it!

15/10/2009 at 07:40
They'll crack this case
15/10/2009 at 14:15

as long as they don't bust my ass down at the station I don't care!

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