Q:why is a pensioners cunt like a pork pie?
A: because you have to bite the crust off and lick the jelly off before you get to the meat
If the Earth is the size of a pea in Britain, then the Sun is a beachball 50m away, Pluto is 4km away, and the next nearest star is in Tokyo. Now shrink Pluto's orbit into a coffee cup, then our Milky Way Galaxy fills North America
